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"I'll have to do the math to know for sure but-I can't help it, I want to do the math now."

I have never known that feeling in my life, like a sane person ofc.

random flashbacks to the time i was getting compared to animals

I got called a Pomeranian (BY MY OWN MOHTHER BTW) and a mouse,
if anyone was curious...

Is there an opposite of a reading slump?

There should be an opposite of a reading slump.

The most perfect joke, curated by the muse of comedies, Thalia, herself, dropping into my lap while the angels sing from above and divine light sparkles as it slowly drifts down, while I look at it with tears gleaming in my eyes as it descends

..... at the most inopportune time ever

... so I couldn't even tell anyone


.... and now I forgot what it was

Life's like that sometimes 🙃

"You poked it with a stick?"
"No!", I said, "Well. Yes. but it was a scientific poke with a very scientific stick."

Lol 💀

I feel like ppl don't know enough stuff abt me and i'm kinda bored rn
Ask me stuff let's yap

Thinking that you're worthless WHILE putting yourself on a pedestal has got to be a new level of "there's a lot to unpack here" istg

"I'm Emperor Comatose. Kneel before me."

I jst started and I'M GASPING FOR AIR laughing oml

"Not the most comfortable sensation, but when is a tube up your butt ever comfortable?"

But more than a few ppl seem to have a stick up theirs and they don't seem to mind

(Lol this is what came to mind as I read that lol)

Blatantly stealing this

What fictional character would i be?

Ohhh did I mention I watched Dead Poets' Society a few days back.. cuz that explains my current mood (iykyk)

"As I've learned through my own ordeals, once you start viewing the world as it truly is, it is impossible to ignore both its beauty and its ugliness. Look around you.
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Keep telling the world what you see. Help other see it, too."
-Henry

"Personally, I think you are travelling in the right direction."

"One day, when you are ready, we will meet again." -Henry

(Getting strangled noises)

"There's beauty in the world, Henry, and not everyone does young. There's so much hope...."-Olivia

I'm in
I'm a flood of tears

" "Partners who kiss?"
"Oui."
"Such a marvellous concept." "

Ughhh why and how can ONE BOOK be THIS GOOD? Like explain to me in great detail how.

" "Is it because you wan to dress like a man?" -Henry
"Pfft. No, I want to dress like a woman who drives men around on her bicycle." -Liv"

Gurl yes. Goals.
Ughhh I love this book sm ughh I'm gonna miss this when it endsss 😩

"She's only a bird in a gilded cage..."

I'm disgusted by every single man in this book. How tf they can even stomach treating another human being like this? How can anyone?