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Still battling with an academic idea

I can’t really get into it which is bad considering I was trying to write a research paper on it

WAIT A SEC THERE ARE 70 PAGES OF DELETED SCENES??
Godamn what is going on haha (also if you’re book is already 670 pages why not just include the 70 pages of deleted scenes. As we Germans say: macht den Kohl auch nicht mehr fett)

150 pages of epilogue are you kidding me

0/10 for the word choice of „intercourse“ for turning people into a vampire
Bro why 😭

At this rate, no one in Jerusalem‘s Lot will be left and I still got like half the book left

„The Emperor of Ice Cream“ is a 10/10 section title but is it horror?
I want to be the empress of ice cream

The real horror is ALL THESE DOGS DYING. SCREW YOU KING (apart from that really good book, has its scary moments, right now it’s almost on par with Misery for me)

A bit of light reading on the side

Exchanged one kind of vampire for another

Why the FUCK would you not give pilots parachute training?? AND WHY WOULD THEY NOT WEAR THE DAMN CHUTES IN THE PLANE BUT STOW THEM NEXT TO THEM

So apparently the pilot who dropped the bomb on Hiroshima was flying bombing missions in Europe prior to that

Was it necessary to shell out more money for this particular cover? Yes
Also: excited to keep on reading!

Sorry but getting the wife of your affair a cappuccino instead of a macchiato because you don’t like her is fucking funny (also, girly get some self-respect and get away from that man. I know this is the main plot point but that’s just an old ass man with too much ego who revels in power and takes what he wants. Where the comparison to Franken. & Cleo. comes from is beyond me (they were a different kind of toxic)

Holy mother of parasocial obsession

Is it really a Stephen King of there are almost no elaborate descriptions and back stories

Note: America is always a bad topic

11/10 writing as usual
Making me think about the fuckability of presidents is questionable at best

Will there be hairless werewolves? I doubt it (but at least it’s a summer camp with overly dramatic relations ships, which is almost giving me the The Quarry vibes I seek)

Going on a field trip to Babylon immediately after leaving an active war zone borders on the most random yet somehow iconic thing to do as a Marine (also to even care about the history and culture of the country you were just ordered to fuck up)

(It is a godsend gift to have read this twice and be able to speed through because I ain’t got time to linger sadly)
But, how can you take the us military serious if they have helicopters called super stallions

On to a book by someone who wasn’t lobotomized upon entering service

„I began teaching my son how to shoot when he was two“
Yk that book really leaves me speechless a lot of the time and never for a good reason

Only 30 more pages of dehumanizing „warrior“-ethos pseudo-Christian shit
Republicans surely must live the shit out of this

Also did i mention parts of the boon are from his wife’s pov but she isn’t credited as an author?
Pathetic

Anytime i read this book my rage levels go through the roof