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Was it necessary to shell out more money for this particular cover? Yes
Also: excited to keep on reading!

Sorry but getting the wife of your affair a cappuccino instead of a macchiato because you don’t like her is fucking funny (also, girly get some self-respect and get away from that man. I know this is the main plot point but that’s just an old ass man with too much ego who revels in power and takes what he wants. Where the comparison to Franken. & Cleo. comes from is beyond me (they were a different kind of toxic)

Holy mother of parasocial obsession

Is it really a Stephen King of there are almost no elaborate descriptions and back stories

Note: America is always a bad topic

11/10 writing as usual
Making me think about the fuckability of presidents is questionable at best

Will there be hairless werewolves? I doubt it (but at least it’s a summer camp with overly dramatic relations ships, which is almost giving me the The Quarry vibes I seek)

Going on a field trip to Babylon immediately after leaving an active war zone borders on the most random yet somehow iconic thing to do as a Marine (also to even care about the history and culture of the country you were just ordered to fuck up)

(It is a godsend gift to have read this twice and be able to speed through because I ain’t got time to linger sadly)
But, how can you take the us military serious if they have helicopters called super stallions

On to a book by someone who wasn’t lobotomized upon entering service

„I began teaching my son how to shoot when he was two“
Yk that book really leaves me speechless a lot of the time and never for a good reason

Only 30 more pages of dehumanizing „warrior“-ethos pseudo-Christian shit
Republicans surely must live the shit out of this

Also did i mention parts of the boon are from his wife’s pov but she isn’t credited as an author?
Pathetic

Anytime i read this book my rage levels go through the roof

Parading around his big ass hero complex and spending a fucking chapter talking about his fav guns. Tell me you’re American without telling me

And then being misogynistic about child birth. And a useless husband and father
Nice

„Ooooooh look at me, i am a big bad Navy Seal, a full patriot and the training was sooo hard but I pulled through and I can finally kill bad guys!“

No you’re a fucking dipshit who can’t use his brain and falls for the simplest propaganda and false facts, a racist, and you call out religious extremism by calling Christianity of all things tolerant and never having killed people for having the wrong faith

So this is how I find out the Pinkertons from RDR2 are actually a real detective agency and nor fictional (to my defense everything else in RDR2 is fictional - like Saint Denis is a recreation of New Orleans but it’s not called New Orleans but Saint Denis get it)

This is literally a check-list of every stereotype you can think of
Laughable

For all purposes, this is a hate read (because hate creates the best uni papers)

The term papers this year will slap so hard hehe

That was my fav story I think. The on-going question of whether the narrator is reliable or not as she’s in a retirement home and the journal entries are not lucid was really well executed

Once more, the ghosts are less scary than the man is pathetic

An influencer mlm that ends in psychosis and murder and fire in a no-Fire region. Can’t get more contemporary in horror than that

Alien vampires in a cave is a concept reserved for House of Ashes.
Still a cool concept and story tho

New nightmare unlocked: trying to enter the job market and immediately running into a sexual predator boss