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Going on a field trip to Babylon immediately after leaving an active war zone borders on the most random yet somehow iconic thing to do as a Marine (also to even care about the history and culture of the country you were just ordered to fuck up)

(It is a godsend gift to have read this twice and be able to speed through because I ain’t got time to linger sadly)
But, how can you take the us military serious if they have helicopters called super stallions

On to a book by someone who wasn’t lobotomized upon entering service

„I began teaching my son how to shoot when he was two“
Yk that book really leaves me speechless a lot of the time and never for a good reason

Only 30 more pages of dehumanizing „warrior“-ethos pseudo-Christian shit
Republicans surely must live the shit out of this

Also did i mention parts of the boon are from his wife’s pov but she isn’t credited as an author?
Pathetic

Anytime i read this book my rage levels go through the roof

Parading around his big ass hero complex and spending a fucking chapter talking about his fav guns. Tell me you’re American without telling me

And then being misogynistic about child birth. And a useless husband and father
Nice

„Ooooooh look at me, i am a big bad Navy Seal, a full patriot and the training was sooo hard but I pulled through and I can finally kill bad guys!“

No you’re a fucking dipshit who can’t use his brain and falls for the simplest propaganda and false facts, a racist, and you call out religious extremism by calling Christianity of all things tolerant and never having killed people for having the wrong faith

So this is how I find out the Pinkertons from RDR2 are actually a real detective agency and nor fictional (to my defense everything else in RDR2 is fictional - like Saint Denis is a recreation of New Orleans but it’s not called New Orleans but Saint Denis get it)

This is literally a check-list of every stereotype you can think of
Laughable

For all purposes, this is a hate read (because hate creates the best uni papers)

The term papers this year will slap so hard hehe

That was my fav story I think. The on-going question of whether the narrator is reliable or not as she’s in a retirement home and the journal entries are not lucid was really well executed

Once more, the ghosts are less scary than the man is pathetic

An influencer mlm that ends in psychosis and murder and fire in a no-Fire region. Can’t get more contemporary in horror than that

Alien vampires in a cave is a concept reserved for House of Ashes.
Still a cool concept and story tho

New nightmare unlocked: trying to enter the job market and immediately running into a sexual predator boss

Watch me speed-run this book cause I practically know it by heart

We are officially back on this bullshit (although I love this book for being anti-war) (and who would I be not to track uni readings) 💃🏼

If I was faced with having the child of the fucker who groomed me or going with aliens, I would choose the aliens

Reading a short horror story about a tv crew immediately after playing a horror video game about a tv crew really puts it that to the test of which is better (the game is)

„No hard feelings“ BITCH YOU TRIED RAPING A WOMAN
YOU SHOULD’VE LOST YOUR DICK BRO

Next one: the Trapper is a significantly less scary concept if you picture the one from rdr2 and also, why would the Trapper be scarier than the fucking Rich kid asshole „why would I accept a no just relax“ shithead. Go get sepsis from the scratch bro

Choose your worst fear: randomly sexualizing normal dog behavior or an incel

Where tf did bea just come from

Officially a hate read now

God these people are insufferable
Shame on me for thinking this could be like The Secret History
At least those miserable pretentious little shits were likeable