Lena’s Reviews > 'Salem's Lot > Status Update
Lena
is on page 205 of 751
The real horror is ALL THESE DOGS DYING. SCREW YOU KING (apart from that really good book, has its scary moments, right now it’s almost on par with Misery for me)
— Oct 21, 2026 03:37AM
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Lena
is on page 670 of 751
WAIT A SEC THERE ARE 70 PAGES OF DELETED SCENES??
Godamn what is going on haha (also if you’re book is already 670 pages why not just include the 70 pages of deleted scenes. As we Germans say: macht den Kohl auch nicht mehr fett)
— Nov 05, 2026 09:27AM
Godamn what is going on haha (also if you’re book is already 670 pages why not just include the 70 pages of deleted scenes. As we Germans say: macht den Kohl auch nicht mehr fett)
Lena
is on page 390 of 751
0/10 for the word choice of „intercourse“ for turning people into a vampire
Bro why 😭
— Oct 30, 2026 01:22PM
Bro why 😭
Lena
is on page 324 of 751
At this rate, no one in Jerusalem‘s Lot will be left and I still got like half the book left
— Oct 29, 2026 02:04AM
Lena
is on page 245 of 751
„The Emperor of Ice Cream“ is a 10/10 section title but is it horror?
I want to be the empress of ice cream
— Oct 22, 2026 06:49AM
I want to be the empress of ice cream