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GARRICK I WAS NOT FAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME hehehehehhehe blushing

"i briefly consider slapping him, but i'm afraid he'd like it."

ffs these two are so demented

finishing this out of spite now FYI

chapter 4!!!!!!


MY SWEET LIL HONEY BEAR HAHAHHAHA garrick you're so iconic

CHAPTER 4!!!!!!!!!!!!
SIRI PLAY DADDY'S HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chapter 2:
left no crumbs. marbh is so funny also lowkey scorpio coded like "no there is no you and i its just US now" 🤣

"Are you a bird, Sorrengail?"
Babahahahhaha Marbh you're so funny

................ i actually am strongly disliking this book!!!! what the actual fuck!!!!!

sooooo thats definitely /the/ guy right????

the magic texting.... I hate it

lowkey might freak out if this is a love triangle situation

the content warnings.... I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW ITTTTTTTT i called it

LIKE I WAS THE WORLD'S TABLE, AND HE A MAN STARVED!!!!!!!!!!!!

EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!

"We kissed each other, two heretics tasting worship."

SOMEONE TATTOO THAT ON MY FOREHEAD ON MY BODY ON MY SOUL!!!!! TOP 10 LINE EVER

"Which is worse, a sword through the side from a friend? Or the slow, agonizing degradation of a thousand nicks upon he who has none?"

Bartholomew going for the throat here

"To remember nothing is still to know how and when to kiss a woman." GAGGED

THE FINEST KNIGHT IN ALL OF TRAUM
IM SORRY..... KISSING THE CRAP OF HER ROBE..... IM SICK!!! THIS MAN N B

"If its a kiss you're after, you'll die waiting."
"You think I wouldn't?" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"A kiss would do fine."

GIGGLING KICKING MY FEET SCREAMING MY BOY IS YEARNINGGGGGG

"I didn't come up with it, you WITLESS WONDER."🤣🤣🤣

hehehehehehhehe love a good ole tournament lets go medieval besties

LETS FREAKING GOOOIOOOOOO

“- and I hit you as hard as I can.”
“With your mouth.”

OH RORY MYNDACIOUS MY EARRING WEARING EYELINER SMUDGING GODLESS KNIGHT OF A MANNNN

"I meant /that/ Bartholomew. The knave looks undone."

"But, out of curiosity, what craft is mine, Diviner?"
"Pride. Godlessness. Disdain, maybe."
"And you'd defeat me by what? Throwing me down in front of the knighthood?"

AHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHH AN INTERLUDE TO MY FAV QUOTE
looooooooove it

"the pretty one." rory's eyes flitted to me.
HEHEHEHHES i blush EVERY TIME

SO SO SO SO EXCITED FOR THIS REREAD

how did an untrained unranked healer commit one of the worst attacks on the undying, SOLO???
BECAUSE SHE LOVES HER MANS THATS HOW

bennett's last two monsters....
Bye

the grief in his eyes bc he is mourning the time they should be spending together BUT NOT INTERVENING BC HE KNOWS HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS TO HER FU KKKKKKING CRHSU T I CANT STOP CRYING