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LIKE I WAS THE WORLD'S TABLE, AND HE A MAN STARVED!!!!!!!!!!!!

EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!

"We kissed each other, two heretics tasting worship."

SOMEONE TATTOO THAT ON MY FOREHEAD ON MY BODY ON MY SOUL!!!!! TOP 10 LINE EVER

"Which is worse, a sword through the side from a friend? Or the slow, agonizing degradation of a thousand nicks upon he who has none?"

Bartholomew going for the throat here

"To remember nothing is still to know how and when to kiss a woman." GAGGED

THE FINEST KNIGHT IN ALL OF TRAUM
IM SORRY..... KISSING THE CRAP OF HER ROBE..... IM SICK!!! THIS MAN N B

"If its a kiss you're after, you'll die waiting."
"You think I wouldn't?" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"A kiss would do fine."

GIGGLING KICKING MY FEET SCREAMING MY BOY IS YEARNINGGGGGG

"I didn't come up with it, you WITLESS WONDER."🤣🤣🤣

LETS FREAKING GOOOIOOOOOO