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As much as I enjoy these books I also cringe every other page. It feels like second screening in novel form 🫪

That was the longest, most euphemistic, purple prose sex scene I’ve ever read. Not even a kiss first either. 4 paragraphs of words to describe fingering only to then say “I want my lips on her lips. Either of her lips” I can’t help but laugh.

I’m not sure why I hadn’t read “weird girl lit” sooner considering how much I relate to being insufferable.

Shocking turn of events: Alder got interesting.

See this is what I can’t stand about Alder POV. Lollygagging. Why the f did I just read 3 pages of how this nobody’s father cheated on their mom with another nobody??? Why in the hell do I care? I barely know these characters! Even dawdling Alder himself said we don’t have time for this! Be so for real

I’m always scared I’m not gonna like it as much upon reread lol but I do! Yay

Rereading since the 3rd book came out while I was once again on my deathbed (exaggerating, but I’m over chronic illness). Sad that I did not get to complete my fairyloot edition collection bc it sold out. But anyway! I was gonna reread faebound too but I think it would be redundant and I don’t want to delay much more so

This is a mess! I love it

I’m looking forward to cracking up. I hope, you know, that I can totally crack up. I haven’t totally cracked up in a long time.

I don’t know how I feel about this book because on one hand I really can’t put it down. I’m enthralled. On the other hand I am constantly annoyed.

I hate this guys name so bad. I want him to please stop being around. It’s grating my brain

Ok my guess is that this is about to be fingersmith but much less long winded

Ngl I really have no idea what is going on with the magic system in this bc I did not read book 1 but it’s because I don’t want to

This book is so mid 2000s Italian wine mom coded. i am suspending so much disbelief! I made such a good decision with this library find today

Is this… gonna be… sapphic christian romance ??

Hamlet hamlet hamlet everything lately is about hamlet including the book I’m reading so I suppose it’s time to revisit