Simone Bryan > Recent Status Updates

Decided to try the graphic audio book rather than reading the book myself. So much better 👍🏻

I can’t stand this book! It’s making me so angry, I also can’t stop reading it 😫

Well shit, that was quick… when will I learn to stop tempting the book gods 😭😢

I’m so stressed 😫😫

Okayyyyyyy 👀

Okayyyyyyyy 👀

That was intense 🫠

“Fuck you, Clyde” 🤣 I’m sorry! CLYDE? Come on!! I get it’s probably a play on words like ‘Collide’ … fallen star, I get it! I just can’t stop seeing him/it as a 70 year old man on his porch in his rocking chair shouting at kids to get off his lawn and reminiscing about ‘back in my day’

“It’s not lost on me that not only does she read it any chance she gets, she also just drives around town listening to full-out porn on any given day and owns it”

Nothing wrong with that Wade 🤣😇

I think I’m going to like this book!

🎧 - really quick re read (listen) at x1.8 speed to recap because I want to read the next one and honestly couldn’t remember whats happened so far 🙈

I fear this book hit its peak less that half way through … I’m bored now 🙈

Oh FML 😭😭

😮 never been so conflicted in my thoughts by a book before

I have a horrible feeling I made a mistake starting this. I wanted to avoid emotional trauma for a while 🫣

‘I really like you horns’ - how do we petition for him to have his own book? 🙏🏼

WHAT IS GOING ON 😫!! I don’t understand anything 🙈

There is so much going on, I have no clue what any of it means and I love it!!

👀👀 Holy gods and sinners 🥵

My goodness 😭

Why don’t I like this one as much 😫

Taking a little ZA break before I hit a slump I can’t return from

Taking a little ZA break before I hit a slump I can’t return from

Taking a little ZA break before I hit a slump I can’t return from