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“Then he launches into a conversation about hockey, and I instantly zone them out.”

me too girl

this lowkey just doesn’t hit the same as my ao3 tabs right now

white man try not to use 500 slurs in the name of accuracy and literature challenge

oh! okay rip i guess

…lesbians? 😏

the concept of the leader of the pack calling someone bro

bro not that fucking shadow demon baby again

Theon smiled. “It’s not Torrhen’s Square I mean to take.”

i know what happens and i’m STILL dreading it

“He almost felt sorry for poisoning her.”

bitch i wouldn’t

fuck cersei

rachel can we PLEASE get some new covers

my eyes are constantly getting molested by these men and i’m tired 😔

ain’t no way

STEPHEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING

bro if you see a clown in a drain MAYBE don’t talk to it

fuck the freys

it’s not a classic without some casual misogyny

hell yeah ginger ale reference

“My mother bids me let Lord Edward take the black, and Lady Sansa has begged mercy for her father… But they have the soft hearts of women. As long as I am your King, treason shall never go unpunished. See Ilyn, bring me his head!”

can we just live in PEACE 😭

“You brother?” Ned said. “Or your lover?”

“The things I do for love”

rip bran’s climbing era

now i’m not a stickler for some wonky terminology in books, but backup dancer?

elsie girl what are you talking about

it actually hurts my soul when non dancers try and write about dance because it never works

oh my god these people need to FUCKING COMMUNICATE

“Marianne,” he said, “I’m not a religious person but I do sometimes think God made you for me.”

says the male manipulator

“Good for you,” said Lorraine. “He doesn’t deserve you.”

you fucking tell her
FREE HER FROM THAT MAN

“We could do with a bit more communism in this county if you ask me”

what in the jack bowes

i just know penelope is a BADDIE

why is my copy half the size of the goodreads one 🤨

what is in the hardcover that takes the page count from 414 to 848 goodness me

“Nestor makes a long speech”

oh lord have mercy

nipple word count: probably around 20

it’s in canada??
get out of my country cowboy

i’m sorry his name is RHETT

who the fuck

honestly i can’t even blame rina anymore,
this my fault
but i’ve put too much time reading her damn books i just gotta power through
ALSO i’ve been reading reviews and this is my favourite line so far:
“spinal cord damage, but make it sexy 😍”