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probably the least motivated i’ve been to read a book

ALSO my copy is only 442 pages so i have no clue what that other 200 pages is about…
he kills another person with an axe

i think it should be legal for women to kill a man they really hate…

i can’t believe i’m pausing dance moms for this shit

you queer fish

holy double axe murder

damn being engaged to someone else for four years is crazy work

the concept of the names hamlet, marianne, and willoughby all being mentioned in the same sentence… that’s my niche

sir John would NOT be invited to the creek

“if i die to a song about men, i’m killing myself”

me too queen

“sometimes you’ve got to cannibalize yourself to figure out what you taste like”

naturally

hello canonical lesbians in 1872

ancient and noble you say…. it rings a bell

i know what you are…

i think i missed a season of big brother uk

well damn i would’ve fallen asleep too if you were reading that shit to me

what the actual hell

in no world would a woman still be into someone after he says that shit

is this hanging… at a tree…

“,and simultaneously, the Sixteen burst into song:”

literal worst nightmare

newfound name drop hello

pump-room word count: too fucking many

that’s twin because i also fuck with bath

of course both their favourite colours are yellow

i’m actively blocking out the fact that he’s ginger

i’m starting to rap his bullet points like hamilton

also guys i’m not a communist trust

if i say too much they might think i’m a communist

this man is more indecisive than i am

i too headcanon my alien friends as homosexual

*alien

apologies rocky

the concept of a robot understanding “hey fatty! go on a diet!”

does this count as bullying

situationship final boss