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rachel can we PLEASE get some new covers

my eyes are constantly getting molested by these men and i’m tired 😔

ain’t no way

STEPHEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING

bro if you see a clown in a drain MAYBE don’t talk to it

fuck the freys

it’s not a classic without some casual misogyny

hell yeah ginger ale reference

“My mother bids me let Lord Edward take the black, and Lady Sansa has begged mercy for her father… But they have the soft hearts of women. As long as I am your King, treason shall never go unpunished. See Ilyn, bring me his head!”

can we just live in PEACE 😭

“You brother?” Ned said. “Or your lover?”

“The things I do for love”

rip bran’s climbing era

now i’m not a stickler for some wonky terminology in books, but backup dancer?

elsie girl what are you talking about

it actually hurts my soul when non dancers try and write about dance because it never works

oh my god these people need to FUCKING COMMUNICATE

“Marianne,” he said, “I’m not a religious person but I do sometimes think God made you for me.”

says the male manipulator

“Good for you,” said Lorraine. “He doesn’t deserve you.”

you fucking tell her
FREE HER FROM THAT MAN

“We could do with a bit more communism in this county if you ask me”

what in the jack bowes

i just know penelope is a BADDIE

why is my copy half the size of the goodreads one 🤨

what is in the hardcover that takes the page count from 414 to 848 goodness me

“Nestor makes a long speech”

oh lord have mercy

nipple word count: probably around 20

it’s in canada??
get out of my country cowboy

i’m sorry his name is RHETT

who the fuck

honestly i can’t even blame rina anymore,
this my fault
but i’ve put too much time reading her damn books i just gotta power through
ALSO i’ve been reading reviews and this is my favourite line so far:
“spinal cord damage, but make it sexy 😍”

these men need to stop chasing people like rabid animals

get a job
stay away from her

thomas: the monsters i draw come to life and are evil, what does that make me?

andrew: magic


he’s not even trying to hide it at this point 😭

original tim tam supremacy

andrew: oh he 100% has a crush on my sister and they’re in love

thomas: stabbing and threatening people who touch his “best friend”

how many damn babies will this woman have 😨

oh… bestie ISN’T dead then

HOLY SHIT

“-attention riveted to her tiny wrist. Instead of jagged scars donning her flesh, her porcelain skin was littered with freckles. It was a relief. It was different. “

OH OKAY
HO DID YOU JUST STAB ME

hugh: going to the movies, going on dates
lizzie: being fucking electrocuted

juxtaposition i guess?