Britt; footnotes+whimsy > Recent Status Updates

I don’t know what will happen to our souls; I just want them to stay together.

I’m getting nervous! 🙈

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Well fuck me. That’s a first P in the virgin V for the books.

One of the few times the nickname kitten just slaps 😽

I smell Saint before I feel him.

Kicking my feet with giddiness! 🙌🏻

“Run.” 🫠

I’m not sure giddiness is what I’m supposed to be feeling when a masked man is laughing maniacally, but here we are 💀

💦 as lube is 🤌🏻

👅🍑

I swear I’m a goner when the first baby hits and hits so fucking GOOD!!!

I need a cigarette after that first kiss 😮‍💨

I whimpered too.

Mutual self-care FTW!

Fuck it 👏🏻

When eyes meet across a room. SWOON.

Was that my first glory hole experience? Why yes, yes it was. 🕳️

That cocked head is doing things to me…

Welp, that’s one way to start - FIRST P IN THE B!

EVERY FUCKING WORD!!! THANK YOU, MY ANGEL BB! STANDING OVATION FOR YOU 👏🏻

And sadly, I’m not shocked by the immature response.

YES. YES IT WAS A DICK MOVE, LARK. I KNEW MY LOVE FOR YOU WAS WELL PLACED.

Agreed. Fucking bitch. Playing the martyr card 🙄

Catch the 🌊!

🍑+🪜= always say a little prayer for our FMC

When she calls HIM baby 🫠

Hawk is beyond perfection.

OKAYYYYYYY 😑

FORESHADOWING COMING (HA) TO FRUITIONNN 👅🍑

I’m her fucking salvation.
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Fucking Christ on a cracker, I haven’t hated a side character like Dahlia in a hot minute. She be on THE LIST.

Andddddd the other first P in the V!!!