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“If she calls me, Mr. Shaw one more time I’m gonna murder the first person I see no questions asked” 😂

Augustus when I catch you 👊🏼

The last sentence on this page, are we joking?! I knew Liam’s chapter would make me cry but what the heck!!!

“He will be the one thing in this world no one can take away from me” why not just physically stab me in the heart Rebecca

“An honor, really” I will actually throw up Rebecca

Garrick “say the word” Tavis *insert feral screams*

Loooooooove a good dry hump

“Bossy” “if only she knew” 🤭

“She wore a bright pink shirt that said, “I may be a handful, but so are my tits” written across the center, and zebra-striped pajama pants.”

Ughhhhhh I love an eccentric small town granny 👏🏼👏🏼

Filthy mouth Beckett 🤭

“Rules and expectations were set from the very beginning so that the✨ MEN and WOMEN ✨ I dated knew exactly what they were getting themselves into.” 🤭 oh you hooked me with a bi king!

“Born to be a queen. Cursed to wrangle the egos of men.” 😂

Bryce 😳

He slaps a hand on my ass. “Now get on the fucking horse, like a good little wife.” 🤭

‘“Does that work?” a voice right next to my ear says.’ Hehehehe *giggles and kicks feet*

“Watch what you fuckimg say about my wife” 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 I know that’s right!

Evelyn wants you at the castle the night before, *mocking* yea I bet she does cause she’s a trifling hoe 🙄

Apollos paragraphs of horny minds talk 🤭 hot

Pretty girl…… 🔥

Gabriel: “what am I even doing here?” 😱

Ch 12: Apollo, a man on a mission 😂

“Do not come to me for comfort, Temperance….” 😳

Apollos first flirtation 🤭

Wait… do we like Adelaide?

"Yes-I am a fool for thee. If thou need warmth, I shall set myself aflame... If thou art injured, I shall open up my vein...
If thou need to feel powerful, I shall let myself be electrocuted and stabbed for months on end. Anything and everything, all of it, I do for your satisfaction."

🔥🔥🔥

“I savored the sunset with my woman” 😂 while she’s beating his back, I’m dead

“ ‘Twas just a lovers quarrel” 😂

The last sentence 🤭 *giggles*

Ch 22: one bed *screams in feral*

Ch 1 3:30 vocally problematic 😂