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I have known Donut for five minutes and if anything happens to her I will kill everyone in this room and then myself

Dang but the punches keep coming to the Roci crew huh

Oh boy more horrors

Caligula was really just aiming to be as unbearable as possible huh

I love these idiots and their silly little ship so much

*Han Solo voice* I’ve got a baaad feeing about this.

Oh this is going to go BADLY

Nose a little brown there, Statius?

I’m convinced Domitian was a millennial that was born way too early, the nihilism is on point and I kinda want to throw a Death Dinner (sans slaves).

Is it bad that I kind of agree with the Ancient Romans about heredity being a shit way to pick an emperor?

The Julio-Claudia family tree is fucking CIRCULAR

Don’t know how Caesar would feel if he knew how hard he’d be dragged on the internet several millennia after his death, but knowing how close he became to becoming an Emperor then fucking it up must have stung.

hell.

celaena just throw him out a window

this can only end in tears

Celaena honey I know you’re a teenager but honestly have you not learned better than to trust Arobynn

Arobynn gives me the absolute ick

The Mute Master is kind of a bro ngl

yessss girl power

Sometimes I have to remind myself that Celaena acts like a teenage dipshit because she IS a teenage dipshit

oh no I like Sam and I know how this ends

oh no is this enemies to lovers, I’ve read the other books I know how it ends :(

oh shit

Down, girl

okay Rowan I know she’s a mess but step OFF

godDAMN Rowan (also does Maas have a thing for biting or what)

celaena honey you deserved that

oh honey no, you don’t want to be a main character in this story