Marshmallow’s Reviews > Emperor of Rome: Ruling the Ancient Roman World > Status Update

Nose a little brown there, Statius?

I’m convinced Domitian was a millennial that was born way too early, the nihilism is on point and I kinda want to throw a Death Dinner (sans slaves).

Is it bad that I kind of agree with the Ancient Romans about heredity being a shit way to pick an emperor?

The Julio-Claudia family tree is fucking CIRCULAR

Don’t know how Caesar would feel if he knew how hard he’d be dragged on the internet several millennia after his death, but knowing how close he became to becoming an Emperor then fucking it up must have stung.