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Get Ivo Graham on Letterboxd and he’d be overpowered.

Berrynose are you apart of the manosphere

Petalfur, my queen, you have been chosen by StarClan to be the only Clan cat capable of comprehending basic physics.

Dovepaw and Lionblaze are like dumb and dumber and I’m so here for it.

This book is going to finish me. Legitimately the saddest thing I’ve ever read, with all seriousness.

Girl, why do you care about your career this much? Lowkey get some hobbies.

“Judging from the news and Twitter, the US appears to be unravelling.”

I want to know how Louis Theroux raised his children for the eldest to use the comparison “(worse object) is just BTEC (better object).” This child, by the way, is twelve. This statement, by the way, is not a criticism.

“They did get to heaven, even if they had to leave it now.”

“But that first line suggests that only when merged with each other are we truly ourselves. The Walrus isn’t an I but an us.”

“In ten years, I’ll either be broke or be crazy. Or the world will have blown up.”

Gabriel Dax is a Strange Man.

Gabriel Dax be thinking ‘ok, this man’s a Soviet spy, let me just betray my country real quick and help him flee the Spain just cause he’s funny and to spite the girl I’m obsessed with.’

I don’t know what to think that fourteen pages in Darrow assumes someone’s first impression of them is to stool themselves.

So basicallyyyy Shakesey P wanted to suck up to the king so wrote him as the most goody two shoes character in the play (who dies - Banquo)

Reading the George Smiley novels in the wrong order is actually a spiritual experience.

George Smiley is actually a diva:

He hates his boss and begrudgingly goes to this random town outside of London, to interview the wife of this dude everyone thought he drove to his death. After picking up the telephone in her house and assuming it was for him (it was literally just an alarm), he goes and starts a bromance with a policeman and they driving back to London and unanimously decide to turn around.

am I tripping or is a mattress having a conversation with a robot

I know it’s a matter of perspective, but it seems that Douglas is the only not irritating person in this book.

I keep wanting to describe this book as ‘if Adam Kay wrote a novel’, and then I remembered he had and this is it.

The first chapter reminds me of the beginning of Matthew — where he gives a list of Jesus’ lineage leading to the man himself — but roughly fifteen times the length.

Twice in one chapter, two different people have told Marvin that he _needs_ to listen to this. Poor guy. He wont ever listen to a podcast again.

I tried so hard to like it, but this is the first DNF of this year.