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what a slow beginning, kind of a snooze fest until like 20 pages ago

i love this world so much. the lore !!!!

i somehow always manage to forget the amazingly bizarre character of Tom Bombadil. Tolkien why did you make this guy and put him in your book

"fascist propaganda"? more like 'take a proper gander' at these patriarchal, undemocratic, hypernationalist values disguised as liberty, freedom and anticorruption😈

yippeee I'm so excited it's been so freaking long since I've read these books!!!!

nok en af de mest unhinged hovedpersoner jeg nogensinde har læst om. fuldstændig kuk i kasketten.
klitoris på størrelse med et hindbær, btw👍

oof ow ouch owie :c

I am ready to sink so deep into depression because of this book😈

sorry wHAT???
Stephen King what??? HELLO???
why did you make me read about 11 year olds gang banging???? literal CHILDREN????????????????
what- how- why- i am in shock--

i seriously dont think Richie is gay in this book :(
and Eddie isn't a shithead either :(

other than that it's really good!! apart from King using the n-word 300 bajillion times and calling a high school girl sexually desirable from an adult's POV :D :D

still don't know what's up with the turtle tho-

good job King! you went a whole 450 pages before revealing that a character is black by way of using the N-word with a hard r😊❤️

Richie is not even gay yet, what the hell
Stan is so autistic tho<3 bird autist🔥
and no surprise, King cannot write women

so good, holy shit, Stephen King has never written better, reading slump canceled effective immediately

big ass reading slump

is she from the burbs tho?

can this book end already?

what

"the knife is duller than a grandma's sex life"

i can't Imagine anyone writing that line thinking it's a banger, never mind an editor and publisher green lighting it