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"The president—shit, all of the world leaders—
they’re guppies compared to her."

suk

surviving the hunger games and getting McDonalds as a reward, before getting sold as slaves. as a treat<3

Zade needs hemorrhoid cream 👍
'Merica

why does this have so much queer subtext??
istg Clervol and Frankenstein are so gay

"hasten then, my dear friend, to return, that I may again feel myself somewhat at home, which I cannot do in your absence." okay then Clervol

"your form so divinely wrought, and beaming with beauty" ... sure Frankenstein

learning that trafficking is just like the hunger games 💖

markiplier no

mean ass burger

"It smarts."

... no cock yet