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good job King! you went a whole 450 pages before revealing that a character is black by way of using the N-word with a hard r😊❤️

Richie is not even gay yet, what the hell
Stan is so autistic tho<3 bird autist🔥
and no surprise, King cannot write women

so good, holy shit, Stephen King has never written better, reading slump canceled effective immediately

big ass reading slump

is she from the burbs tho?

can this book end already?

what

"the knife is duller than a grandma's sex life"

i can't Imagine anyone writing that line thinking it's a banger, never mind an editor and publisher green lighting it

15 pages of hell

literally nothing has happened

chat I'm struggling with this one

addie's a little burrito<3

"The president—shit, all of the world leaders—
they’re guppies compared to her."

suk

surviving the hunger games and getting McDonalds as a reward, before getting sold as slaves. as a treat<3

Zade needs hemorrhoid cream 👍
'Merica