Bri Johnson > Recent Status Updates

fairly certain cane is the secret creator everyone won’t stop talking ab, and even tho he seems kind of shitty a lot of the time, i’m really starting to like him…

they’ve been together for 2 years and she can count the number of times they’ve had sex on ONE HAND???

ok yeah, fuck tyler

it’s not starting off too great, they might one time for like 2 minutes and now he’s basically obsessed with her and being around her is supposedly solving all his current problems?? yeah right.

I KNEW IT!!! THAT MAN PROMISED!!

bruh wtf am i reading rn??

it feels like the city of dor is supposed to be canada with how much they like to through “eh” in at the end of statements.

i love the idea of a guy daydreaming about a girl and their day together, it’s adorable

i’m not sure if it was a mistake on the narrators part, but within one conversation it switched from first person, to third person, back to first. i’m hoping it’s just a one time thing or this is gonna be hard to follow.

i understand that we use “hit it” as a term in real life.. but something ab a man in a book saying anything of the sort… especially as they are trying to get freaky… no thanks

can he pet it?? PET ITTT??? ewwwww

finish hot? wtf does that even mean?

he has his own last name tattooed on his chest?? 🥴

ayooooo he did what now?? 👀

oh my god we get it she smells like peaches, shut up about it already

“I don’t need him to drive me crazy, I’m close enough at this point to walk” 💀 i love these one liners

“if you’re not pissed off when you drive, you’re not really paying attention” amen to that

“call me old fashioned, but when a man fucked me against a wall, I prefer it when my toes didn’t drag on the floor” amen girl

elliott clearly has a type, this feels like almost the exact same story as the first book 🤔

did she just call his hand his “big paw” ??? 🤮🤮🤮

i’m gonna be so real.. i’ve just started and it’s not looking promising.. “she’s my son’s territory”??? 🤮🤮 and this book is almost 500 pages and they immediately can’t stop lusting after each other?? what could possibly happen during the next 90% of the book?? i thought this was gonna be slow and angsty 🙄😒

the quiet love is making me giggle and kick my feet ❤️

it’s interesting that the “man” who’s “in love” with her breaks her boundaries more often than the spoiled prince who doesn’t care and always gets what he wants..

they somehow love each other already??? yeah right, she just loves getting laid 🙄

idk if i’m supposed to like leo but i kind of love him

oh i love me some mean flirting

he keeps calling her “little one” like they aren’t sleeping together 🤮🤮

“talking about it would’ve killed our vibe, and at the moment we were chill” wtf am i reading???

this whole “girl” and “man” thing is not funny or cute, it’s just weird

jk, i forgot this is a catholic school.. still crazy af tho