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Not Carl with a more shocking reveal that anything Freida could ever write

A reminder reading can be fun

woman: what’s your book about?
Me: ehh it’s a little weird, he’s in a video game that’s televised like a reality show.
Woman: …I don’t like weird

I very much like it can’t understand how there’s enough content for 7+ books ?

Need to express here the car is named “Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk”

Adult boys’ intro to reading.

She’s reading again folks !

The narrator is so painful to read I might go all of March with 0 books read.

You know you’re sick when you can’t even focus on a book 🤷🏽‍♀️

It’s actually good when you get past the millennial coded beginning

She’s a slow reader in 2026

Honestly this would be much more cute if the middle age author didn’t spend half the book name dropping celebrities to look cool to the youth.

I think I’ll finish this one by May. I don’t think I can handle any more civilian causalities right now.

Proving to myself I’d make a terrible soldier

Rin’s insubordination to her commander during a meeting of warlords is insane.

Altan becoming a cruel war leader was not on my bingo card…

Trident would also be my weapon of choice

It’s been a long sick two weeks.

I switched to my physical copy picture book.

Team Lore 🐷🎉

Needed to break up the Chinese history lesson with some pit fighting