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This is how I used to write romances when I was 15.

We don’t have guns but we have spandex apparently.

I have hated this man for TWO books straight. The smut scenes were unbearable and It was because of him. All to find out I was RIGHT. He’s calling his girlfriend by his DEAD EX’S NAME!!!! THE WHOLE TIME! I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH HIM!

Feels like she’s doing that thing where everything is half important but could be summed up in a sentence

1000 pages later and these two still ARENT TOGETHER

Who is Sofie

I want what they got

An SJM character with a mother???

So Lorcan did. What did he do?? What specifically did he do??

Wtf

I’m actually starting to like this book lol

I KNEW THEY HAD NO CHEMISTRY.

I lied, the tandem is actually really great

OH.

I’m lowkey giving up on the tandem read. Could not care less about Chaol right now

DAMN

“Hey. Uncross those and listen” I can’t with him.

“Ear, eye, hand- they’re yours” NAHHHH

Damnnnn

NAH NOT HIS PRECIOUS HAIR!!

DAMN.

starting to think she was better off with Warner because WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO HER??