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so poseidon tosses odysseus around then some sea goddess comes up to help him and jokes that he really is “odd-i-see”. this book cannot be serious

so helen roofied them

“taking her place, she sat next to him on the poop” what an out of context sentence about athena oh my

BEAU

garrett graham my goat. he doesn’t let anyone shit on hannah’s friends i love him. someone i do NOT love is sean. sean can die. i hope he gets a std actually

ew they just mentioned tr*mp EW

dean is giving “i’m chuck bass” every time he talks about this hookups

oh my god she tied him to the bed

whole house mad oh my days. we get it you guys wanna marry penelope but stop being so pissy omg

odysseus bro come get your kid he’s out here pissing the whole village off

ok so this makes our senior assassin games seem like nothing

hey stephen mention!!! this is a taylor swift book and im here for it

“june helps him stuff a backpack with jeans and a pair of shoes and a broken in copy of the lightning thief.” of so alex claremont-diaz canonically knows about percy jackson. he may be in the middle of a sex scandal but he has elite taste in books

"and alex is a cliche on an ivory bed spread, he hates himself but he’s so in love. he’s in stupid, unbearable love, and henry loves him too, and at least for one night it matters, even if they both have to pretend in the morning." alexander you will be the death of both me and henry

oh my god they’re making out next to a portrait of alexander hamilton.

ok so alex watches videos of trudeau speaking french. why the shade towards canada bro

“wait, are you watching videos of justin trudeau speaking french again?” “that’s not a thing i do!” “that is a thing i caught you doing at least twice since you met him at the state dinner last year, so yeah.” hello alex why are you hating on my ex prime minister

the president being a woman is the cherry on top

‘“what i’m trying to say, and yunas always been the better speaker, is i’ve always felt lucky to have a son as wonderful as shane that i never expected to be blessed with a second one.”’ david and yuna hollander you are SO special to me. ALSO HOLLANOV WEDDING YOUPPI

also fuck the montreal voyageurs you guys are goddamn traitors

ok so i’m 99% sure coach wiebe had a fling with the commissioner based on what he told ilya. on that note, FUCK commissioner crowell you homophobic asshole (even tho i think you’re gay) and hayden needs to stop those fucking fan mail vids you just outed shane and ilya dumbass

oh ilya almost dying in a plane crash and only caring about how shane might feel. you’re so precious to me

‘he didn’t want to tell shane the truth; that he’d felt off for a while now, and that it was getting worse. that the things that use to help weren’t helping anymore. that he was worried this was how it started for his mother’ fuck me bro i hate this book

that name drop was terrifying. hi jeff’s girlfriend

“i didn’t lie” i lie’ hannah fucking wells oh my god 😭. also FUCK garrett’s dad holy shit

story of my life is a goated song idc what you think garrett graham