kyy ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི’s Reviews > The Odyssey > Status Update

so poseidon tosses odysseus around then some sea goddess comes up to help him and jokes that he really is “odd-i-see”. this book cannot be serious

so helen roofied them

“taking her place, she sat next to him on the poop” what an out of context sentence about athena oh my

whole house mad oh my days. we get it you guys wanna marry penelope but stop being so pissy omg

odysseus bro come get your kid he’s out here pissing the whole village off

yeah so technically i’ve read 20 pages but that damn foreword