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this is stupid. and lori prince is making my ears bleed

who tf is this supposed to be about?

lori prince jump scare! ... and this author is on my no more chances shelf so I'm thinking I should trust myself and just stop here

just found out there's a mini series adaptation brb

wait... is there not like... tv cameras filming all of this?

hold up... some people pronounce cuisinart as "cuisine art"!?!?!

this is a long ass book!

does something eventually happen or ...

ready to be done with this :/

dammit I blinked and now they are confessing feelings already

could not care less about MIL's pov :(

as a never ever want to have children person, don't like where this is heading. but the author seems to be setting this decision up as childhood trauma that can be saved by a healthy family love rather than being programmed to spontaneously combust at the mere thought of being a parent so we'll see how this goes

nooooooo. please do not tell me the ex is the love interest. you cannot spend so much time telling me how awful they are and then expect me to just forget that

wtf was that ending

can we get Allison's pov instead

do not like the audiobook narrator :(

confused

distraught. plot feels like one of those "he's an asshole but he's just cute enough to wear down the feminist into falling for him" and bleh.

please tell me this gets gay at some point

whomp whomp. Nora's a developer. Dani kept giving me the ick with her "peaked in high school jock" bs, much better as fanfic. narrator voice didn't fit for me.

bored

not judging, hearing "different shaped nipples than her own" immediately produced images of hearts and rainbows 😂

the machismo here is... not my thing

Nora's such a colonizer

I feel bad, but so far this fanfic has not translated well to an independent story. and Eleanor's being a judgmental assclown.

I really just want to be done with this

ok but why does the brainless, unthinking shadow entity that exists solely to execute murder contracts have an entire pov chapter of it thinking thoughts??

......collecting not great thoughts on this. don't love the setup here and getting pretty annoyed with the near constant focus on Violet's weight

no pressure, Rawnie. been waiting for this :)

sad day. my cheesy story loving heart has apparently shriveled and died. I'm having such a hard time with this :/