Milo Mortensen > Recent Status Updates

According to my math (which may be wrong) I’ve read 17k despite only being at page 30 (in a YA novel this would be equal to 70 pages which makes a lot more sense)

Girl wtf🧍‍♂️

I just want you all to know that I read 10 pages of introduction, analysis and background information before the actual book started but apparently that doesn’t count even though it took all five of my brain cells to make sense of ANY of it… anyway I don’t think I’m smart enough for this😔

Gorniest🫶

Yes, yes I know how to spell😼😼😼

Jesus Christ Rebecca is the gorniest mofo I ever saw

I feel like running circles around the block I needa calm myself💀💀💀💀💀

Yeeeeassahshahahahasusia girl I’m so happy so happy so jolly. Just let me read about my little bloody traumatized guys and imma skip around for three hours just to get some energy out

Girl that bathroom scene I was WILDING. YESSS GO LOOK SAD AND PATHETIC WHILE COVERED IN BLOOD, YOURE SERVING CUNTTT

Girl that scene at the apartment. YESS GIRL. I was crying, sobbing, projectile vomiting AND shitting everywhere that was so lovely I cannot. I wish this shit was on good reads so I could give it ONE MILLION stars

Ground down is the perfect example that you CAN write an absolutely lovely slowburn yearning romance book without constant weird shit and smut.

It’s straight up just the gang opening up some people and taking a good look at their insides are you’re like “YOU LOVE EACHOTJER JUST KISS ALREADY”

Girl the way I really read 302 pages for one kiss IN YHE EPILOGUE.

YESS GIRLLL THIS AHIT WAS BANGING.

Ground down: 200
Reread chapter one: 102 pages

Ground down

Maddeningly polite: 156

Holy shit genuinely one of the finest pieces of literature I’ve ever read if not the BEST

Will wakes to find that the entire show was simply a hallucination caused by his own inflamed mind and has to learn to trust Hannibal after the tricks his own mind played on him.

And yet he learned something, he is bloodthirsty and his lust for violence does not fit in his new domestic life

Between here and there: 315

Meh

I wanna feel guilty: 171

112: a chameleon and a mouse walk into an ER. Terrible name, great series

151: judgement by the hounds

First time reading in a week😬😬😬

Craigslist: 114 pages

…I started on another book..🥺👉👈

IM DOING THIS

I need to rush the shit out of this one

In sickness and health: 305
God this was so yummy😫😫😫

Dropped my book into a bag full of water from an open water bottle and now it rattled when I turn the page😫😫😫😫

Wear my silence like a mask: 128 (thank you liammmm I ate this up)