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Somewhere between the rivers: 153 pages

“No debris, oil, or obstruction.”
“No braking either.”
Silence.
“Witness said he just drifted left.”

Yummy yummy Robby tries to khs and Whitaker is a diegetic written BY a diegetic in healthcare from Pittsburgh mmmm yum

First, respect the beans: 75 pages

The overs: 520 pages

Listen, I’ll give this 4,6 stars and a 100% reccomend, absolutely lovely, BUT THOSE FUCKING UNPROMPTED, UNWARNED SMUT SCENES. Istfg bro leave em out I don’t wanna hear about that😭😭🙏🙏🙏

Planning on reading the book when it comes out though, so at least I’ll be prepared for allat and also it might need a little editing for publishing idk

Ground down: 200
Reread chapter one: 102 pages

Ground down

Maddeningly polite: 156

Holy shit genuinely one of the finest pieces of literature I’ve ever read if not the BEST

Will wakes to find that the entire show was simply a hallucination caused by his own inflamed mind and has to learn to trust Hannibal after the tricks his own mind played on him.

And yet he learned something, he is bloodthirsty and his lust for violence does not fit in his new domestic life

Between here and there: 315

Meh

112: a chameleon and a mouse walk into an ER. Terrible name, great series

151: judgement by the hounds

Craigslist: 114 pages