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Dun dun dun!

Absolutely insane

One down, two to go

Phew ok. The first bit of good news we’ve had in this series

Hopefully this doesn’t hurt too badly

That was obscenely, disgustingly cute

I hope this does indeed make me happy

I knew it was Jason!!

I love a good drunken/forbidden/secret NYE kiss

Don’t know if I’m emotionally ready for this immersive read but here we go

Oh shit. I love when the first shoe drops in a Freida book

Are we finally getting a connection to the first duet?…

Don’t get sad, get even

Here we go again

Just kidding, NOW it’s a five spice boom

I’m calling it. This is a five spice read

“To all the good girls who want to be railed by a psychopath.” Okayyyyy

“I hired her to kill him. She just doesn’t know it.” Mic drop

I have no idea what’s happening and I love it

It’s time

I feel empty

Oh no this is going to be so bad

What the actual fuck

Jules and Ruben!!!

Livvy to Gareth: “I cry when I’m really happy, when I get sad I want to break things, and when I’m angry I bake something chocolate.” Livvy and I are the same person

Back to romantasy we go

What??!!!!

So far I’m just reading a philosophy textbook and I hate it

Give me Mac and Annie right now

“You’ll never stop being my friend.” He says to the mother of his unborn baby. I want to burn his house down