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This book is lrly SOO stupid. I am enjoying myself immensely

U turn around im starting another book. U blink im reading another book. U sleep i start another book

BROOOO IM SCREAMING AND RUNNING AROUND MY JOB SHAKING AND CRYING AND THROWING A FIT THIS IS THE BEZT BOOK EVERRRRRRRRR

Me pretending this book is all about kissin n fallin in love and then BOOM the most graphic torture scene next chapter like ohhh..right….right right

….hes right behind me isnt he

Not one good thing has happened but im giggling and flipping the pages like its freaking my lil pony

Absolutely wrecking my cage over this tn I LOVE THIS BOOK THIS IS THE PERFECT BOOK

Eeee i love the introductions the long and winding beginning!!! Its like molasses fr just slow and oozing along. All loneliness and confusion and grief and bared teeth and raw knuckles gah. I love this book so very much

Oliver i only did 50 im sorry man theres always tomorrow

Everybody look away while oliver and i co-read my favorite series back to back and have psychotic breaks the entire time

24 pages in and ive already had to stop 5 times to run around the room. This is a drug yal. Maggie must be stopped. I LOVE ITTTTTT (i hate mr grays mustache shhh)

FUCK THIS STUPID BOOK IT NEVER!! ENDSSSSSSS!!I REMEMBER WHY I HAD TO TAKE A BREAK FROM THIS FMLFMLFML

Erica if ur reading this u r so nasty ty for the rec<3come home the children miss u

Fucking hell jesus fucking christ its like being waterboarded lkke i need ONE SECOND HANG ONNN

Reading this is TORTUREEEE i need it to become me

Ohhh im just sobbing okay cool cool cool

Thisis themost beautifulthing i have ever readever

I like the voice actor for this lmfaoo

YES i started another book. NO i dont want to hear ab it

Cant believe i see that this is yals fav. Ready for it to get good ig….

Is this how scandalized ppl felt reading romance way back whens?? Blushing more than the alien smut im also reading

Hurry up hrury uppppp hurry up

HAHAHAHA o this book is not good lolol imma keep going for now tho

This should be dual pov why is it not dual pov its so much more boring single pov

I dont feel like readin the first book idc

should i try being normal about this. Okay yes what a delightful and positively entrancing piece of literature yes yes

Whqt the fuck i love this so much im screaming into my. Couch

This is so embarrassing guys but im actually in love with a man named troy

ohno iminlove withtroy ohno ohnoohno