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I understand the work that was done to get the science as real as possible in this book. But the dialogue is so cringy. People, even science teacher nerds, don’t talk like this.

““Wow,” I said, impressed. “How’d you learn how to do that?” “It’s easy. You join betta fish Reddit, ask an innocent question, and wait to get bullied.””

This book really does sound like a Redditor wrote it.

Has no one heard of hepatitis?!

I don’t recognize her writing in this at all. My wonder has shifted into suspicion.
:(

Now I want a chicken Cesar salad 😫

PSA: Please, for the love of Pete, do not EVER try to smother a fire with flour. 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️

The last three books I’ve started each had an mmc named Riven/Rivven. Did I miss a memo?!

Lordt have mercy but I don’t think this author is for me.
I keep trying to read her books but there’s just no chemistry and the pacing yet again feels like someone is ticking boxes while running a marathon and brushing their teeth at the same time.

Changed my avatar picture to the mmc of my android + human WIP. I need to keep reminding myself to get it done lol 🥹

If I had a penny for every time metaphors were used in this story, I’d have at least tree fiddy

Darkest android book I’ve read. I’m afraid to finish this. I really don’t know about this mmc…

Him serving Osso Buco for their first dinner together and he’s a Minotaur… them eating Mexican food right before their first night together… I’m just really questioning these food choices

Dude came so hard, he moaned in dialup. 😆

This AI is FILTHY 🤭

Bleak AF

I was wrong; it’s the spaceship that’s the mayonnaise jar 😭

…Pls tell me they aren’t planning on transporting liquid nitrogen in a mayonnaise jar

This book is ridiculous. I can’t stop reading it.

These two are freaking adorable.

No idea what’s going on 😓

I’m cackling so hard rn. What, and I mean this in the best possible way, IS this book?! 🌭🖥️💁🏻‍♀️

This is the most self indulgent book I’ve read from this author, but I’m not hating it. 🤭

ESH= Everyone Sucks Here 😓

Christopher is gonna get them all killed, ‘innee? 😭😭 I hope he gets used as a meat shield.

This is the cringiest thing I’ve read in a while.

"”You resonated?" The other man is shocked, his tone filling with awe. "What a lucky gift, brother. Which one?"
A man grunts. "A dark-haired female."
“Like L'ren?"
“No. She is squat."

The…fuck did he just say?”

😭😭💀💀💀

As I read this book, it’s the first time I realize how stressful it would really be to be surrounded by a bunch of 22 year olds on another planet. It was bad enough in the Army. 😮‍💨

Don’t know if I can do it, yall. Once again, the story pacing has stalled for me and I want to move on to the next book. That’s what I did with the first book that everyone gushed over. Nothing wrong with the writing or the spice… just the pacing is KILLING ME

Her sister, Melanie, is kind of a douche canoe. 😖

Books with more than 10 ARC reviews with nothing but 5 stars —-are sus. It tells me the author isn’t confident in the organic reviews of their work.