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Hmm. Not sure about this yet. It still has me intrigued though.

“It’s ugly. And the gem is turquoise. Turquoise! Do I look like an elderly woman with smoke-stained teeth sitting in a bingo hall?”

Already off to an amazing start. “okay buddy. We gotta be quick. You are balls deep in the wrong hole, and mom is pulling into the driveway. You get me?” Man, if I had a quarter every time somebody said that to me….

Lord, give me strength. These woman are diabolical . But also, Lord, I need more. “Did everyone get less attracted to their husbands as time went on? Sometimes she’d look at him doing something normal, like bending over to tie his shoe, or flossing, or toweling off after a shower, and think to herself: ew.”

Okay honestly this book has become more depressing than hot. I thought I was in for a steamy one hand read but turns out I’ve joined an AA group.

Nasty moms, cheating scandals, wegovy injections, and best of all DEVILISHLY DELICIOUS GOSSIP. I think I finally found my people.

At this moment this is a 💦 💦 💦 book. 😮‍💨