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Not sure why I am so confused, seeing as nothing has happened

Two seconds later, the sound of an alarm filled my ears.
“What did you do?”
“The girl who gave you the note?”
“Yes . . .”
“I caught her staring at my lighter.”
“You gave a child, in a psych ward, a lighter.”
“She seemed trustworthy.”
“You’re sick,”.
“Nobody’s perfect.”

Noah Shaw, ladies and gentlemen. This is so on brand for him

Hang on... let me get this straight. Mara can kill things and people with her mind, and that's why the asylum building collapsed and killed Rachel, Claire, and Jude. And Noah (freaky British dude) can sense people's energy and also see through the eyes of people dying? And he heard Mara's voice before he met her?........ I am so confused. How did Joseph end up in the Swamp, though? And where is Jamie?

"But none of this matters, because you’re not going to listen to your token black Jewish bi friend, are you?” - I can’t believe I have to say this, but you cannot just roll all of your diversity into one character, even if he is a certified icon

Why are they all named Noah? And why is he British? We are in Florida

The Wheel of Misery is back. I don't know what this book is, nor do I remember putting it on the wheel, so you know this is going to be good

I am literally sobbing right now

“It’s ten thirty. On New Year’s Eve. You’re eighteen years old. Don’t you—” “Nineteen.” “What?” “I’m nineteen. Like, six months now.” My eyes bore holes into his absence, so present between us. “Right.” He brushes past it. “You’re nineteen

This book is killing me. I am trying so hard not to cry

This book is like a high stakes spy movie

I hate how this book is formatted. I can never tell when our narrator is speaking or thinking, maybe that's the entire point, and I'm just missing it, but it's the reason I cannot get into this for the life of me

This book doesn't have quotation marks...

Before you ask, it's for English

“So UNC-Greensboro offers a dance degree, and so does UNC in Charlotte. They’re both accredited by the National Association of Schools of Dance.” -

This author has never even met someone from NC. It's UNCG, not UNC-Greensboro, and it's UNCC or UNC Charlotte. Also, there are other colleges in the state. Why are you only picking from the state schools?

Why is it that everyone in these 2 and a half families has slept with each other? No wonder Callum's kids are literal f-boys because apparently every adult figure in their life was too!

I am so done

I don't believe this takes place in North Carolina, I just don't. Also, when will something happen? This whole book is full of nothing

Hey, did you know Brooke had a BA from North Carolina State?”
- Tell me you have only ever read the name. No one, and I mean no one, calls it North Carolina State. It's NC State or just State. Get a grip.

“This is weird, right?” I blurt out when nobody says anything. “I mean, he just came back from the dead.”
Easton shrugs. “Told you Uncle Steve was a baller.”

I don't even know what to say... this whole book is already ridiculous

Is this what soap operas are like? Absolutely ridiculous, but you can't stop watching

I'm sorry for laughing (I'm not), but this is ridiculous, watching these two idiots try to track down a girl with like three brain cells is hilarious

Okay... So maybe Lacrosse dude isnt chill

I don't know what Valerie is on about. If the captain of the lacrosse team, who has a reputation of being nice, sweet, and most importantly, not a douche, I would consider it, seeing as everybody else is a jerk.

But I have more than four functioning brain cells unlike Ella

If you don't want people calling you strippr trash your next course of action should not be to prove them right...

I cannot even begin to describe how stupid this is, our fmc says she wants to lay low but she keeps antagonizing people

I've heard of sold to One Direction before but never sold to super-rich dude and his five sons..... I am already regretting this choice

Saw this on Instagram, so I am going in blind, it's marked as YA, so it cannot be that bad

It doesn't matter how many times I have read or will read these books. Chapter 20 will kill me every time...

Starting the year off right

Magnus forgetting that he started a demon-worshipping cult years ago is the best description of his character I can give you

"Shane’s hair was tied in a messy bun" - No, it wasn't his hair is short, and you cannot convince me otherwise