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Should have used vegetable broth

yes including the pregame

all right, point made, Miss Clever Lesbian.

Is Rebeca actually elphaba from wicked? Is aureliano buendia actually Barry bostowick? Am I keeping track of any of these names? Is the random ass audiobook narrator pronouncing any of the names even remotely correct? Will I just go back to reading the pdf again out of confusion? These questions and more to be determined shortly

(continued) SO I googled it and found that Smith wrote (beautifully) this article a year ago called “The Fall of my Teen-Aged Self” that seemed to confirm my thoughts and told this story of how she accidentally fell out of a window and almost died AND that she had a classic teenage obsession with death AND that she channeled some of her teenage angst into white teeth! Interesting def worth considering a read

Definitely has gotten better as I read it, epic.

Also I’m only a 1/4 of the way through the book but I had started to feel like Smith had an almost obsession with suicide despite not depicting it in the most accurate manner (I’m not an expert but just seemed weird to me) so I had started to wonder if she had some other very strange connection with death that was not an actual intimate experience - p2 next sry

Lesbian Oceangate

literal summary of recent chapters : my pronouns are ec/on

Do not read this book if you are in investment banking. also damn it is so long

cooking

Had to stop because I became so angered

THE BASE RATE

Her favorite position is beside herself, and her favorite sport is jumping to conclusions

Growing fear that this book may be very slightly made by assholes for assholes (economists). So, perfect for me

… I should have listened to neval ☹️