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What are these dialogues? Did AI write it? Like.. WTF, Sadie?

I hate this.. there is NO plot..

If I could have a quarter for every time I read that someone’s pussy was like made for someone’s dick.. I’d be retiring early

Oh wow.. now we’re getting somewhere..

It’s a very weird notion of being 30% in to Sadie’s book and yet.. no one’s fucking.. still.. 😂

“He’s my friend. My pal. My buddy. I need to start thinking of him as sexless, like a Ken doll.”
Yeeees.. That’s the way to go.. I do this.. Ken doll.. nothing there

“Gray sweats on a hot man. The goddess’s gift to women, to make up for periods and the agony of childbirth. I try not to stare at the very obvious man parts bouncing around in there.”
Man parts bouncing around in there? Jesus ahahahahahah

Oh fuck meee.. it’s a miscommunication trope? 😩

Excuse me? Keres is her mom? Aaaaand she has 2 fathers then 😁

“She seats us and brings us both drinks. Green tea for me and a wheatgrass smoothie for Mason. He sniffs it suspiciously. “What the fuck? I don’t get to even choose?”
“Nah. It’s one of the quirks of the place. Sally brings you what she thinks you need.”
He sips his drink, wrinkling his nose. “Yeah? And she thinks I need a colonic irrigation, does she?”
I died 😂😂😂 Poor Mason, he hates grass

Fuck you, Owen

Okay, I’m 3% in and Owen needs to disappear

This better not leave me disappointed like the auction did

uuuuuuuu.. PRIMAL PLAY 😏

This made me GASP.. Daaamn ahahhaah wow okay

DAMN!

Fucket list? Ahahahah… true.. it IS a fucket list ahahah

“Face-sitting: Is there a death potential here? Like, really—when a man says “sit on my face,” does he actually mean to literally SIT or are we talking a hover situation?”
THIS KILLED ME.. IM CRYING

“I stared at him, high on the feeling, and reached for my notebook and a pen.
“What the hell are you doing?” he asked.
I couldn’t even look up, already scribbling words onto the blank page. “Taking notes.”
“You’re taking notes about my cock?”
“Not that…” Not only that anyway. “It’s for my writing.”
Ahahahahahahah Jesus Pen.. take all the notes, tell us later

“Before I could find out, he stood, pocketed his phone, and turned as if to head to his bedroom.
He was just going to…leave? After all that?
“Wait!” I blurted. “You can’t go yet. I have questions.”
Duuude ahahahahahah girl why ahahahah

“He was huge. Like…medically concerning. Possibly requiring its own passport.” That’s what she said 😂

“I couldn’t stop staring. I couldn’t remember the last time I’d been this close to a penis” same girl, saaame

Yeah, I would totally sue Mabel and Brady on top for what the fuck was that.. Like that’s ridiculous

I’d sue Mabel tbh.. that was some weird bullshit

I fucking knew it that Tuck is gonna drop the knocked up bomb

Is it weird that I know who exactly is talking even tho the character is not stated? Logan is so damn funny 😭

Yeap.. G is definitely a captain.. Very justified captain!

Even though I knew this was coming, it is so sad 😭 He was so good 😭

OH MY GOD HE DROPPED THE L BOMB 😲😲😲😂

Oh my god.. Garrett.. You show him!! So proud rn😭