Diana’s Reviews > Rise of the King, Vol. 1 > Status Update
Diana
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I should start quoting how many times author uses the wording “morning wood”.. cuz I yet to see the other definitions
— Sep 19, 2026 04:02AM
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Diana
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“made everything brighter.You light up the room when you walk in.You have five trained killers downstairs fighting over who gets to stay with you. You notice the slightest things about people. What they need, what they like, what they need to hear. You share your light with everyone and never ask for anything in return.”
AND YOU SHIT RAINBOWS AND PEE GOLD AND YOU HAVE BEER FLAVOURED NIPPLES..FFS🤦🏼♀️
— Sep 19, 2026 10:53AM
AND YOU SHIT RAINBOWS AND PEE GOLD AND YOU HAVE BEER FLAVOURED NIPPLES..FFS🤦🏼♀️
Diana
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I forgot how that every third sentence tells us how fucking amazing and remarkable and unbelievable and unique and fantastic and etc Sephie is, as if she she rides unicorns, shits rainbows, pees good and has beer flavoured nipples FFS
— Sep 18, 2026 10:27AM
Diana
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Sephie and Adrik.. and Adrik has 5 body guards.. who are like brothers to him.. and they adore Sephie too.. aaah, opportunity lost 🫣😂
— Sep 18, 2026 09:13AM
Diana
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In every single book I read when a chic is moved, taken for protection etc the ONLY thing I’m taking about is TAKE YOUR FUCKING SKINCARE WITH YOU.. or make them get your skin care!!!!
— Sep 18, 2026 01:55AM
Diana
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Yeah, I can’t do the nicknames in Russian, gives me an ick.. these kind of nicknames are for kids.. not for a grown ass adult.. ICK
— Sep 14, 2026 03:23PM
Diana
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He’s borderline creepy and she’s stupid.. match made in heaven
— Sep 14, 2026 03:03PM
Diana
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Also I can’t see an actual brutal Russian dude like Viktor belly laughing from her jokes.. those dudes usually don’t even speak..
— Sep 14, 2026 08:26AM

