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I’m laughing so hard at this book and I don’t think it’s supposed to be funny. This MMC has a whole harem of women. 😂😂😂 The whole premise of this book is MMC needs a virgin to sacrifice to become King of the *cough- cult- cough* frat house/secret club. 😂😂

Virgin sacrifices, cults, and annoying FMC with no common sense. What could go wrong? 😑

I know I’m gonna hate myself but I could resist the cheesy cover. Mixing werewolves with football along with rejected mates and hidden kids- what can go wrong? 🥴🥴🥴

I may have to DNF this one. It’s darkkkk. h is albino, blind, handicapped, and bullied. She’s also suicidal. H is just a psychopath.

Btw- H still doesn’t know the kid is his.
And h keeps letting her loser brother borrow money and she’s paying his debts. wtf?

The biggest frustration with this plot is H sees/knows his assistant Nina is a huge PITA and yet he still keeps her around. 😡

Not a stepbrother. More like a foster brother. Idk why authors always make h so timid in shifter books.

This may be my first DNF of the year. I just can’t do books where the FMC is so insecure about everything. She spends the whole time inside her head about it. I’m giving it 3/4 more chapters to see if it changes

I just don’t like h at all. She’s super annoying and she’s basically trying to wipe H out of her life. The poor guy is bending over backwards to be supportive and helpful to her and she just keeps pushing him away. They also have zero chemistry

This book starts off with a BANG! h doesn’t know she’s pregnant until she goes into labor. The EMT who showed up is H and dad. What a way to find out you’re pregnant and soon to be parents after a ONS 9 months ago. 😂

I DETEST the nickname “kitten”

Wow! This book is painfully boring so far. Way too much filler and zero chemistry between the two MCs who “hate” each other. Also, everybody is so connected perfectly

So…he doesn’t like her because she wore a revealing gown to her dad’s wedding and she looks like a party girl? Now he’s going to bully this poor girl ugh

Grandma needs to die! h is TSTL. I don’t even understand how she made it to adulthood

what the fuxk? This book is over 800 pages long. I don’t know if I can to do it

Within 1 hour of rejecting and exiling his mate, H actually decides maybe he was hasty and he should have investigated more. 🙄🙄🤦‍♀️ She was literally his mate/wife for 3 years. They were in love. A scummy counsel member accuses her of treason with very little proof

This H never would have hooked back up with h if he wouldn’t have found out about the secret kid. Also, h hasn’t seen H in 7 years and her body is already trying to betray her 😂

This may end up being a DNF for me. I just checked and he calls her “doll” over 118 times in this book. 🤨
I’m giving this 3 more chapters to get better. I don’t have any faith

Imagine you’re flying in from England and arrive at your AirBnb. There’s the hunky, naked football player handcuffed to the bed and he’s been trapped for hours by some crazy OW who just left him there. 😂😂 welcome to America

I’m 5% in and already know that h’s ONS 8 years ago (which resulted in a son) was with H. OUCH on him not even recognizing her. 😬 so now I’m going to assume she keeps the son a secret throughout most of the book. Nice :/s

Oh my! I’m clutching my pearls. I may NEVER look at Crisco and rice the same way again. 🤨

The sexual banter between the MCs is cringe. I hope it gets better 🙃

Holy words! This book is lonnnnnng.

Ohhh the slow burn is intense, but the banter is top notch.

Holy desperation! This h is literally begging this H for smex. He keeps rejecting her, and she just WILL NOT LEAVE HIM ALONE! I’m embarrassed for her ☹️

Can I wear a hockey player’s jersey and get him to fall in love with me? That’s literally all it took before this H fell in love with h. She wore his jersey 🙃🤪

lol 18% in and laughing at H being some gangster organ stealer. He also literally just dumped a whole garbage can of trash on h, and she’s now debating if it’s a good idea to go to his party. 🤪 TSTL

This may end up on my DNF list. I’m now at the part where H wants to go out with his friends. They want him to find a woman for the night. So he asked h to babysit. Ugh

Just making note that this book may officially be the worst freaking excuse for a breakup, then 2nd chance ever. H was married to h (the LOVE of his LIFE) but his sister and Brother in law died in a crash. His dad also died 2 days later from a heart attack. H’s sister left H her twin girls to raise. Now….did H tell his h that his family died and now he had to raise two girls? NOPE! His solution was to ghost her.

I’m not even that far into this one and I want to DNF because the h is a spoiled brat. She’s mad her dad won’t give her the trust fund money, so she decides she’s gonna “hit on” his new hired guy. That will teach him :/s