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“look at that, neil really is an elf”

“shame i don’t have a summoning power” well if that’s not obviously a hint of what to come idk what is lol

LOL both of the jason’s just having a nice chat and the nightmare witch just having a breakdown over it is so funny

TITLE DROP LETS GOOOOOO

not going to add anything to these reading updates cause a friend that follows me here (hi rose) wants to read it and i don’t wanna spoil but this book series is hands down SO good. switched up in this book from the first to be from one pov to multiple tho which is cool

ngl starting to rlly like kean lol i hope my bad feeling that something is gonna happen to him doesn’t come true :(

THEY BRAINWASHED THE SHEEP??? HUH??

boxer noooo :(

ok so i’m listening to this as an audio book but, the amount of characters cut out from that one movie rose showed me? holy cow like there was no mention of clover or muriel or mollie and like it seems like both clover and muriel r rlly plot relevant because clover is the one who constantly checks the commandments whenever they remember something being different than what is happening. crazy

of course jason is wearing heart boxers lol that’s amazing and fitting LOL

AYYYYYY JASON’S A FURRY NOW LOL one of us one of us

I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP WITH THAT ONE CULTIST IN THE FIRST BOOK. crazy tie in LOL was NOT expecting that to be the reason jason got put into the world

so he watches a piece of film made by the OBVIOUSLY CURSED CAMERA of one of the survivors tragically dying and the first thought to pop into his mind is to FILM HIS FRIEND???? WHAT. rip raph o7

“maybe golden put a demon in the camera. wouldn’t that be cool? yes it would” sir NO IT WONT U GON DIE i hope the dog will be ok

“as he made it a rule to never kill off animals in his films” i like this man already lol

““I wouldn’t worry,” Jason said. “Clive takes his experiment subjects from villages in the delta where people will just assume a monster got them.”” LOL NOT AGAIN POOR CLIVE-

““I just remembered,” he said. “Not sure if anyone mentioned, but one of the perks of having a full essence set is you don’t have to poo anymore.”” LOL THAT WAS SO OUTTA THE BLUE IT IS SO FUNNY

““I’m still unclear on why he accused me of sleeping with his wife,” Clive said. “He doesn’t have a wife. Neither do I, for that matter, which did not stop him from accusing himself of sleeping with her.”” absolutely LOVE that he’s still confused about that lol cuz that was one of the best bits in book 1 LOL

“Yes. That would be you. Flying. With your flight power. That makes you fly. Am I overcomplicating this?” LOL clive is so fed up with her repeating herself that’s such a mood

THAT WAS A HORRIBLE CHOICE OF WORDS WHAT-

istg jason is gonna get himself killed lol love that he’s taunting lamprey tho

“I fear that Omelas so far strikes some of you as goody-goody. Smiles, bells, parades, horses, bleh. If so, please add an orgy. If an orgy would help, don’t hesitate.” LOL

i had no clue how they were gonna wrap up the book in one chapter but holy….. highly recommend this book if i could rate it a 6/5 i would

THAT TWIST????? I honestly did not see that coming lol i highly recommend this book just for the twist alone

one complaint i have is that the author really likes the word “and” lol. some sentences tend to get repetitive cause of it ;-; like for instance the sentence “the fine smells of soup and meat and bread” could be so much shorter with a few commas lol (not really a complaint lol just a note!)

“it’s practically midday, and on the subject of drink, i’m behind on my daily quotient” LMAO

not gonna talk about what just happened (because ik rose wants to read this lol) but hehe called it >:) what a twist :D

uh oh red has been caught (i think-)