Blue Vhal’s Reviews > He Who Fights with Monsters 2 > Status Update

“look at that, neil really is an elf”

“shame i don’t have a summoning power” well if that’s not obviously a hint of what to come idk what is lol

TITLE DROP LETS GOOOOOO

ngl starting to rlly like kean lol i hope my bad feeling that something is gonna happen to him doesn’t come true :(

of course jason is wearing heart boxers lol that’s amazing and fitting LOL

AYYYYYY JASON’S A FURRY NOW LOL one of us one of us

I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP WITH THAT ONE CULTIST IN THE FIRST BOOK. crazy tie in LOL was NOT expecting that to be the reason jason got put into the world

““I wouldn’t worry,” Jason said. “Clive takes his experiment subjects from villages in the delta where people will just assume a monster got them.”” LOL NOT AGAIN POOR CLIVE-

““I just remembered,” he said. “Not sure if anyone mentioned, but one of the perks of having a full essence set is you don’t have to poo anymore.”” LOL THAT WAS SO OUTTA THE BLUE IT IS SO FUNNY