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Eli H is 25% done with Strangers on a Train

Hey Bruno the max-volume misogyny is not making you seem any less gay...

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Eli H is 20% done with Strangers on a Train

Hey man that's a weird fuckin thing to say about your mom

— 4 hours, 56 min ago Add a comment

Eli H is 11% done with Strangers on a Train

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Eli H is 6% done with Strangers on a Train

Idk dude thats kinda gay

— 6 hours, 45 min ago Add a comment

Eli H is 51% done with To Hold Up the Sky

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Eli H is 52% done with The Changeling

What the fuck

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Eli H is 47% done with The Changeling

There's another 7.5 hours to go??

— Oct 19, 2026 05:00PM Add a comment

Eli H is 45% done with The Changeling

Isn't this supposed to be a horror novel? So far, this is just sad realism

— Oct 19, 2026 04:40PM Add a comment

Eli H is 37% done with The Changeling

God this is depressing

— Oct 19, 2026 02:19PM Add a comment

Eli H is 32% done with The Changeling

Oof size large

— Oct 19, 2026 01:37PM Add a comment

Eli H is 26% done with The Changeling

Uh oh

— Oct 19, 2026 12:58PM Add a comment

Eli H is 14% done with The Arrest

Ok but why would telecoms collapse lead to societal regression? Why would everyone go back to subsistence farming? Why would newspapers stop existing?

— Oct 16, 2026 01:08PM Add a comment

Eli H is 30% done with No One Can Know

I keep wanting to get into this, but its just not my genre

— Oct 16, 2026 12:02PM Add a comment

Eli H is 15% done with No One Can Know

Man, idk if i can handle all this small town drama

— Oct 15, 2026 03:55PM Add a comment

Eli H is finished with Blood Over Bright Haven

— Oct 15, 2026 01:23PM Add a comment

Eli H is 95% done with Blood Over Bright Haven

And...what's that? IT'S KARA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!

— Oct 15, 2026 12:58PM Add a comment

Eli H is 95% done with Blood Over Bright Haven

Oh my god Renthorn you're the absolute worst

— Oct 15, 2026 12:48PM Add a comment

Eli H is 94% done with Blood Over Bright Haven

Holy shit 😭😭😭

— Oct 15, 2026 12:36PM Add a comment

Eli H is 93% done with Blood Over Bright Haven

Oh my god Thomil you sopping wet little meow meow

— Oct 15, 2026 12:27PM Add a comment

Eli H is 91% done with Blood Over Bright Haven

We still have over an hour to go??

— Oct 15, 2026 12:12PM Add a comment

Eli H is 91% done with Blood Over Bright Haven

Sciona you petty bitch <3

— Oct 15, 2026 12:08PM Add a comment

Eli H is 86% done with Blood Over Bright Haven

Honestly, an accurate depiction of what a riot is like when you're in the middle of it

— Oct 15, 2026 10:50AM Add a comment

Eli H is 84% done with Blood Over Bright Haven

God damn, yeah, that's what would happen. Citywide riots

— Oct 15, 2026 10:18AM Add a comment

Eli H is 82% done with Blood Over Bright Haven

Yeah if I suddenly learned my car was powered by Pure Evil, I also would crash it into a lightpole

— Oct 15, 2026 10:01AM Add a comment

Eli H is 81% done with Blood Over Bright Haven

HOLY SHIT SCIONA

— Oct 15, 2026 09:38AM Add a comment

Eli H is 70% done with Blood Over Bright Haven

Omg Kara is vicious 😂 love her

— Oct 13, 2026 04:45PM Add a comment

Eli H is 66% done with Blood Over Bright Haven

Ok but viciously vivisecting your colleagues' academic failures is honestly a reasonable response, given the circumstances

— Oct 13, 2026 03:35PM Add a comment

Eli H is 65% done with Blood Over Bright Haven

Sciona noooo stop 😭 you're being mean

— Oct 13, 2026 03:32PM Add a comment

Eli H is 64% done with Blood Over Bright Haven

THOMIL FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!

— Oct 13, 2026 03:22PM Add a comment

Eli H is 64% done with Blood Over Bright Haven

Ewwwwww ew ew ew ew ew

— Oct 13, 2026 03:19PM Add a comment

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