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Eli H is 82% done

Yeah if I suddenly learned my car was powered by Pure Evil, I also would crash it into a lightpole

— Oct 15, 2026 10:01AM

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Eli H is finished

— Oct 15, 2026 01:23PM

Eli H is 95% done

And...what's that? IT'S KARA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!

— Oct 15, 2026 12:58PM

Eli H is 95% done

Oh my god Renthorn you're the absolute worst

— Oct 15, 2026 12:48PM

Eli H is 94% done

Holy shit 😭😭😭

— Oct 15, 2026 12:36PM

Eli H is 93% done

Oh my god Thomil you sopping wet little meow meow

— Oct 15, 2026 12:27PM

Eli H is 91% done

We still have over an hour to go??

— Oct 15, 2026 12:12PM

Eli H is 91% done

Sciona you petty bitch <3

— Oct 15, 2026 12:08PM

Eli H is 86% done

Honestly, an accurate depiction of what a riot is like when you're in the middle of it

— Oct 15, 2026 10:50AM

Eli H is 84% done

God damn, yeah, that's what would happen. Citywide riots

— Oct 15, 2026 10:18AM

Eli H is 81% done

HOLY SHIT SCIONA

— Oct 15, 2026 09:38AM

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