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Call this book Dagne’s Inferno the way she’s meeting all her heroes and they’re telling her she’s just as incredible at capitalism as they are

I was not expecting this to have actual body horror in it

“She knew to the rhythm of the beat of his body that it was the act of his victory over his rival and of his surrender to him, the act of ownership brought to unendurable violence by the thought of the man whom it was defying. The act of transforming his hatred for the pleasure that man had known into the intensity of his own pleasure.“ WHAT?? 😭😭

During the first 1/3 I was gonna make a joke that they should’ve called this book Oedipus on the Shore. I hate being a prophet 😔😭

Lmao all the elves have normal names except for this one guy named Dilf.