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i don’t know what happened but i somehow managed to think i was reading this book for 190 pages, when im actually reading a completely different book. what is happening. i haven’t even picked this book up.

fat dick this. fat dick that. i get it. he has a fat dick.

i’m highly confused who dax is when constantine is the one who the story seems to center around.

“one month later” everyone knows i HATE time jumps. and after the best scene in the entire book? im pissed

“he crowds me further into the wall,” i could’ve sworn he just did that so how many layers of fucking sheetrock has he crowded you into?

“i’ll agree to just sex with you even though it’s already more than that, and your brother probably killed my sister, and you also don’t know that im the head of the cartels adopted daughter, and, oh! i also know you’re engaged!” like ok

can’t imagine how many times he’s measured his dick to confirm it’s ten inches because at this point he’s probably mentioned his size 5 times

finally looked up what pavona means (peacock) so the timing is making a lot more sense

“she doesn’t fucking remember me” fuck i’m in public but this line made me so giddy

“i’m broken” “i’m patient” aw fuck

holy fuck.

finally understand what the “_ days to self destruction” means ☹️

FUCK YOU MEAN “DADDY”?

this book is so fucking funny i love these characters

“share this fear with me. and your joy. don’t carry this alone, brigid. not when i’m here and all i want is to help you bear it.”

i love him.

thought my day couldn’t get any worse. then i found out shatter me is getting a movie adaptation. 🫩

this book is disturbing but i also LOVE hearing folklore from around the world it’s so cool

he’s not blonde idc

the man on the cover is absolutely not who i will be imagining the mmc as

i thought this was a happy book.

all men should be this horrified when learning about periods

i’m giggling this book is so fun

his name is state and he’s talking to someone named country. is peninsula next? i just want smut man 😔

IM FUCKING CRYING SHE BILLED HIM FOR HER THERAPY APPOINTMENT 😭

am i crazy or does he know she’s watching him and he’s doing all this so she can see him

trying to manually force myself out of this book slump 🫪

i was 12 pages off, the daddy kink starts on page 25 if anyone was wondering

unfortunately all smutty novella roads lead to jessa kane. i’m guessing the daddy kink is gonna start on page 37.

obsessed with the fact that one day she just said “you’re my boyfriend” and he’s went along with it ever since 😭