makayla ❀’s Reviews > Phantom Mine > Status Update

“he crowds me further into the wall,” i could’ve sworn he just did that so how many layers of fucking sheetrock has he crowded you into?

“i’ll agree to just sex with you even though it’s already more than that, and your brother probably killed my sister, and you also don’t know that im the head of the cartels adopted daughter, and, oh! i also know you’re engaged!” like ok

can’t imagine how many times he’s measured his dick to confirm it’s ten inches because at this point he’s probably mentioned his size 5 times

finally looked up what pavona means (peacock) so the timing is making a lot more sense

“she doesn’t fucking remember me” fuck i’m in public but this line made me so giddy