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I can’t wait for this to be over.

I am nowhere near nerdy enough for this.

Blah blah blah, brand name, luxury brand name, blah blah, celeb name drop, blah, luxury brand name, blah blah blah.

The crow told me to start re-reading this at 11pm on a school night.

Lake Okoboji mentioned.

Godfather's Pizza mentioned.

A GOOD MAN IS HARD TO FIND - 5 stars : was not expecting a horror story. Nightmare fuel.

No one loves Converse more than characters in romance novels.

A STROKE OF GOOD FORTUNE - 5 stars : Climbing the stairs to your fourth-floor walk-up is the perfect time for an existential crisis. Ask me how I know.

ENOCH AND THE GORILLA - 5 stars : Taking “you can be anything you want to be when you grow up” to new levels.

THE TRAIN - 2.5 stars : People we meet on public transportation.

THE PEELER - 3 stars : Catholic guilt spares no one.

THE HEART OF THE PARK - 3.5 stars : Friends don’t let friends be creepy at the public pool.

THE CROP - 4 stars : Put this in the Encyclopedia Britannica next to “self-insert”.

THE TURKEY - 4 stars : Cue the maniacal laughter of an 11 year old after they curse in front of mom and dad for the first time.

THE GERANIUM - 3 stars : Racist elderly man has positive interaction with a Black man, causing an existential crisis. Tale as old as time.

THE BARBER - 4 stars : You could’ve told me this was written in 2016, or 2020, or 2024, and I would’ve believed you.

WILDCAT - 2 stars : I, too, appreciate the smell of cat. But I also didn’t really get this one.

Every character is horrible and it’s fantastic.

Oh I have so many thoughts.

Her mom gives me the ick.