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The Good Queen indeed

WTF

Correction his **daughters

Never has there been a bigger fall from coolness than Jaehaerys Targaryen when it comes to his fucking children

jaehaerys come on you were doing so well as a Human being....

Now... why... why would you even consider someone who says, about your 16 year old daughter, that "he has loved our little girl for years"... for marriage ...

"His black skin had made her take him for a demon." IS THIS THE WORLDS MOST UNINTENTIONALLY RACIST CHILD?!

first nine day old baby to fly on a dragon

Best part about this book is if you search a characters name in google, "[character] death" wouldn't matter because they all die of old age!

Okay George "but the Prince of Dragonstone had three inches on her" you know what you were writing

"When one stammering young squire told her she was a goddess, she agreed."

First maegelle now vaegon?? I guess they made up for it with daella, saera and then half ruined it with viserra

Im actually quite sad theres a bunch of boyish girls in the targaryen line but not a bunch of explicitly girly boys

Maegelle has to be the LEAST targaryeny targaryen name since jon snow

NO NO NO NOT DAENERYS 1.0

Thus died the Swag of the Realm...

Holy fuck this chapters like 60 pages 😭

I could hear the game of thrones theme blasting from a mile away with how pleasant those last paragraphs were only to end with "But winter was coming."

Fuck yo prima noctis

michael talks about stuff "the wall is a living thing" theory vindicated once again

I can already see the SAMWELL chapter in A DREAM OF SPRING:

"My Queen... Drogon couldn't possibly cross the Wall! I remember of a passage in ahh... this book on your family's dynasty, that when... when Queen Alysanne attempted to cross the Wall, her dragon Silverwing refused her, thrice! Thrice she tried, m'lord--my Queen... It.. it shocked her actually! Never before had her dragon disobeyed her and this is akshwa-"

queen alysanne yo heart too warm... too pure... too loving... theyll KILL you!!!!

This is apparently the only other time the word Methinks is used in all of asoiaf

Faceless Men death threat nah bruh I'd fucking turncloak so fast

grrms ... horror genre writing coming through.. jesus...

I fucking love Resistors

Already dishonored the mf by misspelling willam as willem

R.I.P Ser Willem the Wasp

I fucking love the tinfoil hatters of the asoiaf community like yeah bro totally elissa farman from hundreds of years ago is actually quaithe ??????

Wtf am i doing reading a beautiful web story about football in the year 17776 as witnessed by space probes. At 5:18 am. No i sstop now I sleep then read more Yes.

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