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Perry is an Assholes, Olivia makes mountains from an ant farm. Tylor is marriage material.
It was sweet and clean and I appreciate that

“Goddamnit, woman. I’ve always chosen you. There has never been another choice for me. You. You, and only you. That’s the choice.”

“What is this, B?” She chewed her cheek, pouring herself a small cup of tea. “It’s an apology. And an explanation. It’s a love letter, just like the title says.” She paused. “It’s our story.” Our story. I swallowed at how my pulse ticked up at those words. “Our story,” I repeated, looking at the book and then back at her. “It has the worst fucking ending I’ve ever read.”

Don’t dooooooooo itttttttt!!!!!

He bought her surfboard??????😭😭😭😭😭

River shook his head, eyes on the hand wrapped around his beer. “My mom always told me to never give my heart to a girl with a guy best friend, because her heart isn’t really hers to give in return.”

Kandi Steiner ✔️a ‘good girl’ gets me every time

I Mean… 7 minutes

Whahahahahahaha! Shayla did not just ask that!!!!!!! Kicking and screaming over here

Jamie is such a fucking asshole making B feel like she misunderstood the situation when he couldn’t even send a text. Poephol

I’m not sorry I kissed you,” he clarified, and my eyes found his then. “But I’m sorry I did it when you weren’t mine to kiss.”

“Tell me how Ethan is in the sack,” Jamie said simply. I balked at his forwardness, shaking my head. “I don’t know.” I was flustered, stalling. “He’s fine.” “Fine? This is sex we’re talking about, B. Not china.” “You said no teasing!” “I lied.” “Clearly.”

“I killed Gerard with my hymen, Daddy!” I wailed, throwing the bloodstained duvet at his feet. “Here’s the murder weapon for the Gardaí when they come to arrest me!”

“I killed Gerard with my hymen, Daddy!”

“Before we even get into the fun parts of sex, I need to stress that condoms and birth control are a must,It’s not a matter of one or the other,It’s both, girls. It’s always both.” “And fair warning,” Joey cut in. “If you’re puking on the pill, you’re unprotected. “And if you’re unprotected, you’re pregnant,“And if you’re pregnant, you’re a parent.”

Some of the best things in life aren’t meant to last forever. That’s why we cherish them when they happen. Like your favorite chocolate in a box. Or shooting stars. We don’t refuse to eat the sweet because once we do it’ll be gone, or stop looking at the stars after one shoots by. We enjoy the moment because we know it’s worth living in.”

One: Hugh was my brother. Two: Bethany was my sister. Three: Claire was mine.

“Six years ago today, I locked eyes on you for the first time, sitting on the wall outside of school, and now we’re sitting here with our son.” Smiling, he leaned in close and kissed me again. “Thanks for my baby, queen. You still take the air clean out of my lungs.”

“Oh yeah, and fair warning, I haven’t seen my vagina since June, so you know what that means, don’t you?” “No, Molloy, I really don’t.” “It means you’ll be returning to the Amazon rain forest of vaginas.”

“Maybe before they moved on, someone wanted to make sure his first love had a fighting chance with her first love.”

“Read the part where he was trusting his babies with you and John.” “The poor boy.” “Because that’s what Ollie, Shan, Tadhg, and Sean are,” I forced myself to continue. “They’re his babies, and something about you and your husband resonated with him.

“You have them?” Dizziness engulfed me as I tried to comprehend what the fuck he was saying. He had them? My kids? He had them? “You got them out?” He nodded vigorously as his arms came around my body. “Ollie, Tadhg, Sean, and Shannon.”😭😭😭😭

“We want to keep you!” his wife blurted out, causing John to drop his head in his hands and groan. “All five of you,” she continued, hurrying over to the island and catching ahold of my hand. “Especially you.” She smiled down at me. “I think I want you the most.” “The fuck?”

“May I be frank?” “Yeah, yeah, be frank.” “Joseph, may I be frank?” “Be whoever the fuck you want, Doc. I’m not your keeper,” I mumbled, enjoying the feel of Molloy’s fingers in my hair so much, I leaned in closer and rested my chin on her shoulder. “You be Frank and I’ll be Joey.”

Hold up. Should you even be using that stuff?” He stopped his rant-induced pacing to swipe up my bottle of nail polish and eye it warily. “Doesn’t this shit have chemicals that might be bad for my baby?” “It will be bad for you if you don’t back up from my top coat,” I grumbled, reaching up to swipe the bottle back.

“I’ve loved your daughter for six years,” Joey finally broke his silence by saying. “I can easily love her for another eighteen.”

“What if his, you know, is too big? What if it doesn’t fit in, um, well, you know?” “It fits.” I dropped my head in my hands and groaned. “It always fits.” “But how?” “Magic.”

Aiofe telling Joey she’s pregnant

“Who Claire? I nodded. “She’s my intended,” he came right out and said, without a hint of embarrassment. “The fuck?” “It’s true,” eyes full of sincerity. “We’re betrothed.” “Since when?” “Since she was four and I was six, and I promised her that I would marry her.” “So,you signed your life away on a child’s promise?” “What can I say?”He shrugged “I’m a man of my word.”