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If I gotta hear about mangas one more time imma doodoo

This has to be the worst one yet….

Finally someone banged and it’s interesting now. Pls never say “codes” againnnn

Why this book so cringe??

If I have to read modus operandi one more time I’m going to shid

Eminem’s moms spaghetti

This couple has chemistry like frozen oil and water.

Wildcat? You’re traumatizing me Rahnnnn

Should have read the trigger warnings yike

If she uses the word “sardonic” again I’m gonna doodooo fart all over

I guess I can f with Landon

BlakeLEIGH needs to stop eating her polyester underwear

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Okay this is actually really cute lol

This book gives a whole new meaning to “word vomit”

“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
George W. Bush” - Winnie Darling

“Women fascinate me. They are almost always underestimated, which makes them potentially some of the most lethal opponents.”

Giving this another chance

If you found the artsy type insufferable before this book you’ll really find them completely unendurable after this.

And I thought I was extra in my 20s…

Just got this ARC let’s goooo!

PhD from a University of Phoenix online community college

We love a good sage cleaning 🧹

I’m trying to find anything to fill the Hollow Boys sized hole in my heart

Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen 😭😭😭

“The only thing that you absolutely have to know, is the location of the library” — Albert Einstein

“Who the fuck brings nunchucks?” LMAOOO

I can’t believe they are parents 🥹🥹

👁️👄👁️ WAT

Ummm that does not seem safe 😬