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Louis is a PERVERT. Adeline fainted and all he’s thinking is “damn she’s so sweaty she had to loosen her dress, that’s hot” like dude, not the time.

This book would be way shorter if the La Mottes just did some therapy instead of… Whatever this is. They could’ve had a cute little found family with Adeline but no, Pierre needs to go frolick in the forest or something and Madame de la Motte has to get irrationally paranoid and blame Adeline somehow

I already cried