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Okay…so her mom died in a sudden car crash #ouch

Ok just being honest from reading the back I am not sure how much I’m going to like this book based off of the description but I love Carly Fortune I love the way she writes so I’m gonna give it a try, but I don’t know how I’m gonna feel about the plot I really hope I like it. I hope that I change my mind, but we’ll see.

Ok so the dad sucks and threw away the postcards and also Alec is getting rushed to the hospital eeek

A blackmail plot? Very cunt.

This man has anger issues like damn just walk away #loser

Oh fuck no why did benji just show up to their spot???? Also the hockey team won and now their going to state yippee and Dani’s dad showed up #yikes

Thank God, Dani just told Alec“I really really want this to be real.” oh my gosh, a girl who can communicate her feelings thank fucking God bless up so now it’s gonna happen

Love a full circle moment of them being back in the locker room and also they’re lowkey get their freak on and also thank God that this is finally from Dani’s POV

All three times they’ve kissed it’s been from Alec’s pov like damn I’m sick of his ass, men cannot articulate:
“I chased her tongue, nibbled on her lips, fucking ate at her mouth because I just needed more. I felt insatiable, ravenous, feral as she kissed me back.”
Like…ate her mouth…dawg. Brother EUGH

Ahhhh we’ve now arrived at my least favorite part of every single fake dating trope: they had their moment where it could’ve been real. It was real and now both of them are thinking, but it’s fake right it’s just part of the fake dating it’s not real it’s fake blah blah blah so it’s gonna be this whole stupid thing cause neither of them will have a conversation about it being real BOOO

I know I keep saying this, but I can’t with this fucking nickname.

“Please let me kiss you please let me kiss you please let me kiss you please let me kiss you, Dani” I muttered, looking into her eyes and groveling “I just hate that fucker so much and this is going to kill him. Please let me kiss you””
DAMN right right right a yearning king I see

And he just referred to himself in the third person as Zeus…. Kys :D

Idc if it’s sarcasm or not, but Dani calling Alec Zeus in their conversations: absolutely not. I’m so over it. I’m icked out that shit is so corny.

The plan is in motion 😛😏

I love a jealous man

Whenever I get into a series that’s fantasy or action I always forget how much I love a cute quick little romcom book and I’m just so glad that I picked up fake skating and it’s just so good. Obviously I’m in the middle of reading heros of Olympus, but these books are just so cute and I’m so giddy and I love them.

Ok this book is gooood
So Dani has a breakdown, goes into what she didn’t know was the locker room crying and then Alec sees her and they hug and then the coach and recruiters walk in and see them so then the coach hatches the plan to date her because she’s a hockey legends granddaughter, and it’s gonna save his image because of the whole bong thing. The shit is tea.

So… What’s the deal with these postcards? Alec thinks that Dani stopped writing and I’m pretty sure Dani thinks that alex stopped so what’s the real tea?

So a photo a Alec with a bong got leaked, his hockey career is looking rough
I’m loling I hate men

The tension is tea but also I kind of hate miscommunication tropes but this one isn’t awful..yet

Bitch…Alec’s nickname is Zeus… don’t piss me off

Hmm okay first thoughts, I like it
Idk why Lynn Painter makes her male characters sweat do much like he says fuck every couple words it feels likes
But I’m on chapter 3 and Dani and her family are going to dinner with Alec’s family and the tension is crazy but I don’t know why

So what was Leo possessed by Gaea to attack camp Jupiter?

Annabeth go get your man

““Truly we have been blessed with good fortune, but why do more why tempt fate?”

“I’m glad you asked.” Percy stood, taking the question as an opening
Octavian Stammered, “I wasn’t—“
“—part of the quest,” Percy said. “Yes, I know. And you’re wise let me explain since I was.”

I genuinely laugh out loud at the stuff Percy says and does

PERCY GETS THE ROMAN TATTOO?? Please tell me that thing gets REMOVED

“But Percy only had one goal. He pointed to the giant. “You. Me. To the finish.“” like DAMN OK

Percy leading the battle with Mrs. O’Leary having the eagle relic thing? priceless, a Greek leading the battle. I know that’s motherfucking right like his aura is unmatched because why are you telling your friends “I have a giant to kill” all right king like boy, please

“ my my I’ve been waiting to meet the famous Percy Jackson” me too king me too #aura