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I’m absolutely enthralled. I had no idea it was a YA until the narrator refused to curse…

Absolutely hating this btw

I’m already feeling better about this than my last sapphic romance

Back on my audiobook shit

Temporarily shutting Icebreaker for some sapphic Christmas

First smut scene I’m so scared

This is very reminiscent of a Harry Styles fanfic I read back in the day… I hate it so much it’s wonderful

I think it’s time.

This book is far more harrowing than I expected… just had to google polio

Were bitches really making gelatin salads of this caliber back in the day wtf

Breaking into a dead girl’s house is so fucking crazy I hate Pip so bad

This your friendly reminder to read the back of the book before you open it… I was not expecting lesbian warlocks so imagine my surprise as the protagonist gives a detailed description of the scene of a sacrificial killing within the first 2 pages

I think I’m discovering that I only really enjoy the lead up to romance… but not the actual romance. Is this frontal lobe related?

WOOF WOOF WOOF

brother’s best friend brother’s best friend brother’s best friend brother’s best friend brother’s best friend 🤭

I love big brooding gingers

I bought this impulsively a few months ago and now feel obligated to read it. I desperately hope it’s better than Stuck with You.

This grown adult woman (Opal, a character I’m convinced was designed to mush all the queer and neurodivergent stereotypes together) has stuck her tongue out in response to people telling her no more times than I can count

They have no sexual chemistry at all and now they’re suddenly banging what is happening

“neglectful crusty washcloth” hey what the fuck

Opal is insufferable. It feels like maybe the goal was to make her like Jess from New Girl… if Jess had a victim complex and zero self-awareness. I’m sensing a DNF in my future.

I’m already not feeling good about this 😭

I don’t think I’ve been so enthralled by a book since I was a little girl. Shoutout to you Liz Moore!!

I’m already spooked and invested LFG

Not even the queer characters are redeeming what the fuck is going on

I hate this book and am just reading it for science atp. Why is everyone evil and pretentious???

I’ve been edged for 200 pages now 😐

PRAISE GOD!!! ONE BED!!!

Sally has redeemed herself. Give me more emotionally unavailable bisexual men!!!!