Status Update

Lauren is 20% done

Opal is insufferable. It feels like maybe the goal was to make her like Jess from New Girl… if Jess had a victim complex and zero self-awareness. I’m sensing a DNF in my future.

— Jun 10, 2025 04:15PM

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Lauren’s Previous Updates

Lauren is 56% done

This grown adult woman (Opal, a character I’m convinced was designed to mush all the queer and neurodivergent stereotypes together) has stuck her tongue out in response to people telling her no more times than I can count

— Jun 13, 2025 05:20PM

Lauren is 55% done

They have no sexual chemistry at all and now they’re suddenly banging what is happening

— Jun 13, 2025 05:12PM

Lauren is 25% done

“neglectful crusty washcloth” hey what the fuck

— Jun 10, 2025 07:06PM

Lauren is 10% done

I’m already not feeling good about this 😭

— Jun 09, 2025 05:59PM