Afrah Rafi > Recent Status Updates

It’s stressing me out that Jase knows so little abt what’s going on and the little he does think he knows is all wrong

Ok I remembered fertig but who the flip is the Komizar??

I’m gonna be real this is some stupid magic. Like I don’t really care about magic and am down for a weird magic system, but powder that just amplifies stuff?? (Also like are they just magic mushrooms? Sounds like hallucinogenic)

Genuinely who is fertig, there are so many people I can’t keep them all straight

Oh you better believe I can sniff out a hunger games reference. “You wear orange on Tuesdays” after she says no one knows pays attention or knows her and he’s proving that HE does. THIS IS THAT FREAKING SCENE IN HUNGER GAMES (post peetas brainwash moment) WHERE THEY TALK ABOUT FAVORITE COLORS AND THE TRUE OR FALSE STUFF!!!! Idk if this was intentional or not but omg I love that scene so I’m living it up rn

Lydia and Nash - my deepest apologies, I was unfamiliar with your game

Montegue is such a stupid name

Can king what’s his face stop being a creep and crushing on Kazi so unsubtly. I know he’s supposed to be young and pretty and Whatver but in my mind he’s an old fat guy (cuz he’s a king duh) and I don’t like this mental imagery

The partisans or whatevs at this dinner fawning over the king and general is giving Fox News anytime they talk abt trump

Obsessed with the idea that the cold weather is a result of the city having been taken over, like they really lassoed the clouds too huh

Is banques her papa?

Are Lydia and Nash stupid? Or are they toddlers cuz I was under the impression that these are elementary school aged kids but maybe not cuz why have they befriended this stranger king when all their family has absconded? Like hello?

I’m gonna be honest, I don’t get why Kazi is always hating on Gunner like he’s not evil bro get over it

There’s so much talk of sweets and pastries in these books I’m really enjoying it. Also I have to try a bear claw

Calling it rn, one of the books is abt Caleb and Layla

Ayyy buddy’s alive let’s goo

Is it a colored eyes thing to have ur eye color actually change color and darken and stuff??? Freaks. But I feel like they r lying, like this is contemporary romance not freaking fantasy what r they on rn

Guys when I say I want angst I’m lying please slap me. I’m already sobbing my eyes out and not sad has happened??? She really loves him and thinks it’s unrequited and like I’m DYING my heart hurts and my stomach hurts and like am I sad for her or am I sad for me??? Why am I crying??? I forgot how sad a good fake dating book could me good lord. Also if you see me with puffy eyes tmrw, no u didn’t

Yo what????

Like is he a contortionist or 8 feet tall??? How are they facing each other but he’s licking the back of her neck?? And while we r on the topic, why??? Can he stop?

What is happening???? (I don’t want to know)

Why does she keep talking abt peanut butter???

I love Esther because BRING BACK HATING OILY YUCKY MEN!!!! U dont need a reason to hate, the lack of a reason to like them is plenty

Ugh it’s Paxton and co that are gonna imprison her I really thought Jase’s family would just not listen and put her in jail