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Iseabail you silly little bitch. I hope Fisher chokes you to death.

📢 FISHER HAS DIMPLES 📢

This ball drama is too fucking good! Saeris with her feet on Zovena, Foley showing up, Fisher’s internal monologues.. I’m CACKLING 🤣

“Don’t say I never give you flowers, Osha”
😈😈😈😈
RIP Me. I died DEAD

Ooooh they’re going back to the huntsman’s cottage!
Who needs a pissy inn? 🙃

Oh Archer 😭💔

Would Archer know Fishers name? Can Edina tell Saeris if she shows up again? I NEED HIM TO KNOW IT

The letter. OH GOD, THE LETTER 😭😭

I’ll cry for a month every time I think about it 😭😭😭

Thank you for loving my boy.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’ll just go and die in a hole of self pity now.

Carrion being terrified of 7 women is adorable 🤣🤣

Jesus fucking Christ Tal! No one needed to see that!

HAHAHAHAHA Carrion and Danya both minding their own business 🤣🤣

Dammit Saeris, just let Fisher cut off his fingers! Why spoil my fun?

He’s a quicksilver hoarder!?!?!?

Elroy! You sneaky little shitbag!

Fisher’s internal monologue is fabulous “I was going to open-palm slap him” 🤣🤣🤣

I love him 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yes Fisher! Cause a massive fucking scene!! 😍 A brutal scene!

Ooooh it was a bad idea to read this at work 😭😭

Now I’m crying and have to go pretend I’m taking a shit so I can wipe my eyes for a couple of minutes.

The hug broke me 😭😭😭😭

Well that was…unexpected. Poor Hayden

Combined they what?? HELLO? You can’t just mention brimstone for the first time, then fucking trail off and leave me hanging like a Xaden Riorson sex dream!!!

Slap him Saeris. Just once, for me.

I will bet my party tit that Tal, that untrustworthy bloodsucker, has been hiding Foleys letters!!

“Bring it home with you.”

HOME!

😭😭😭😭😭

Fisher + Carrion BFFS FOREVER 😍 (Y’all leave me the fuck alone, this is my goodreads and I’ll think whatever I want)

“Don’t thank them. Thank me. I’m the one who’s about to make you scream.”

KINGFISHER, SIR!

*faints*

Saeris, girl. You have to stop with this line of adjectives before I either spontaneously combust or drown…🥵 💦

Oh thank god that went the way that did! My heart just about fell out of my asshole!!!

No, wait. Ruthless AND vicious Kingfisher is my favourite 😍

Pretty sure Joshin just told him how to save Saeris in his last breaths though..

Ruthless Kingfisher is my favourite.

Damn 🥵

I knew it was Foley!!